Andy Nattan
@mr603.bsky.social
One third of HNW - Manchester's message first copywriting agency. Leeds United season ticket holder, Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Salfordian.
"Dear ChatGPT, I've picked three holding midfielders against a team that can't score and we've let in a goal and been totally overrun in the middle. Can you help with my CV? Danke."
#lufc
#lufc
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"Dear ChatGPT, I've picked three holding midfielders against a team that can't score and we've let in a goal and been totally overrun in the middle. Can you help with my CV? Danke."
#lufc
#lufc
Didn't think I cared about Rutter before kick off, but now I just have a burning need for Rodon to cripple the fucker. He's not even touched it. #lufc
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Didn't think I cared about Rutter before kick off, but now I just have a burning need for Rodon to cripple the fucker. He's not even touched it. #lufc
In Brenda's defence, he spent most of 2025 bravely battling for a team desperately scraping a paltry 100 points to win the league, while Joffy had a much easier time going into every game with perennial favourites Hull.
#lufc
#lufc
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
In Brenda's defence, he spent most of 2025 bravely battling for a team desperately scraping a paltry 100 points to win the league, while Joffy had a much easier time going into every game with perennial favourites Hull.
#lufc
#lufc
"Got a plan lads. We'll take a man who could be in the way of the ball and have him lie on the floor. I saw it on MoTD once, so it must be smart"
Long may it continue. I never, ever want to see #lufc do this stupid shit.
Long may it continue. I never, ever want to see #lufc do this stupid shit.
September 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"Got a plan lads. We'll take a man who could be in the way of the ball and have him lie on the floor. I saw it on MoTD once, so it must be smart"
Long may it continue. I never, ever want to see #lufc do this stupid shit.
Long may it continue. I never, ever want to see #lufc do this stupid shit.
Fair play to Woakes Not seen such a nauseatingly heroic performance at work since the last time I wrote four emails with a hangover.
August 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fair play to Woakes Not seen such a nauseatingly heroic performance at work since the last time I wrote four emails with a hangover.
A lovely stress-free morning's cricket is just what we all need.
August 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A lovely stress-free morning's cricket is just what we all need.
I wonder how much you get fined for not playing that dogshit Premier League anthem, and whether or not we could just crowdfund the cost. I'd gladly pay to not have it kill any pre-match atmosphere dead.
July 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I wonder how much you get fined for not playing that dogshit Premier League anthem, and whether or not we could just crowdfund the cost. I'd gladly pay to not have it kill any pre-match atmosphere dead.
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This. The lowfields tunnel is such a niche thing, almost purely unique to the square ball. I’ve been going to Elland Road since 1991,I grew up in beeston so I never walked that way,it means little to me.Just proper lazy from the club.
Not that it matters,don’t buy stuff with that fizzy pop logo on
Not that it matters,don’t buy stuff with that fizzy pop logo on
To flesh this out a little and to be less terse…
The lowfields tunnel tiles are something the fans identify with that is external to the club. It feels patronising to me whenever the club try to convert fan identity to club identity.
The lowfields tunnel tiles are something the fans identify with that is external to the club. It feels patronising to me whenever the club try to convert fan identity to club identity.
Lowfields tile pattern when TSB use it. 😘🤌
When the club use it on a kit 😒🤌🤌
I don’t make the rules.
#LUFC
When the club use it on a kit 😒🤌🤌
I don’t make the rules.
#LUFC
July 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
This. The lowfields tunnel is such a niche thing, almost purely unique to the square ball. I’ve been going to Elland Road since 1991,I grew up in beeston so I never walked that way,it means little to me.Just proper lazy from the club.
Not that it matters,don’t buy stuff with that fizzy pop logo on
Not that it matters,don’t buy stuff with that fizzy pop logo on
Reposted by Andy Nattan
Media commentators across Britain have reacted with outrage to something said by an Irish rap group named after the practice of shooting people in the knees.
[From issue 1649, May 2025]
[From issue 1649, May 2025]
June 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Media commentators across Britain have reacted with outrage to something said by an Irish rap group named after the practice of shooting people in the knees.
[From issue 1649, May 2025]
[From issue 1649, May 2025]
Call me king centrist dad, but I think shit bands with shit takes should still be able to make those shit takes on telly.
two men are sitting at a table in a bowling alley with their hands on their head .
ALT: two men are sitting at a table in a bowling alley with their hands on their head .
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Call me king centrist dad, but I think shit bands with shit takes should still be able to make those shit takes on telly.
Not with a bang, but a whimper. Florida's best is better than the Leafs'. They don't need to be at their best here.
May 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Not with a bang, but a whimper. Florida's best is better than the Leafs'. They don't need to be at their best here.
I for one never doubted them. Go Leafs Go.
May 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I for one never doubted them. Go Leafs Go.
I can't be hate watching this awful team at nearly 2am. I have a job. I have a life.
May 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I can't be hate watching this awful team at nearly 2am. I have a job. I have a life.
Currently doing my "of course it's Marchand" face.
May 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Currently doing my "of course it's Marchand" face.
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AUSTON MATTHEWS 🚨
POWER PLAY GOAL!
POWER PLAY GOAL!
May 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
AUSTON MATTHEWS 🚨
POWER PLAY GOAL!
POWER PLAY GOAL!
Three absolute bangers.
Dishonorable mentions to Sum 41 and Blink 182, both of whom released dogshit albums that went on to pollute my teenage years.
Dishonorable mentions to Sum 41 and Blink 182, both of whom released dogshit albums that went on to pollute my teenage years.
March 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Three absolute bangers.
Dishonorable mentions to Sum 41 and Blink 182, both of whom released dogshit albums that went on to pollute my teenage years.
Dishonorable mentions to Sum 41 and Blink 182, both of whom released dogshit albums that went on to pollute my teenage years.
A phot you'd use as an album cover.
March 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
A phot you'd use as an album cover.
Upon opening my copy of A Passion for Passion, imagine my delight at finding @alicefraser.bsky.social has come to the same conclusion as me - namely that the first A in our respective signatures is enough hassle that you can condense all the rest into a vague squiggle.
March 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Upon opening my copy of A Passion for Passion, imagine my delight at finding @alicefraser.bsky.social has come to the same conclusion as me - namely that the first A in our respective signatures is enough hassle that you can condense all the rest into a vague squiggle.
You've got to be glad of the Australians, haven't you.
March 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You've got to be glad of the Australians, haven't you.
Said to the Mrs, "you're probably responsible for around 80% of my net happiness."
She asked if that's because Leeds and the Leafs are historically shit.
She asked if that's because Leeds and the Leafs are historically shit.
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Said to the Mrs, "you're probably responsible for around 80% of my net happiness."
She asked if that's because Leeds and the Leafs are historically shit.
She asked if that's because Leeds and the Leafs are historically shit.
This, but for the following two periods.
This is the Leafiest period that ever Leafed.
March 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This, but for the following two periods.
How big is this dickheads house BTW?
*Cut to a reconstruction of the groaning aftermath of the Battle of Hastings,Darren shouting at mutilated Saxons and Normans: "DOES ANYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH?"
March 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
How big is this dickheads house BTW?