Mr. Salamander
@mr-salamander.bsky.social
Would it be possible to get a federal government contract to 3D print an AI- designed spaceship made of the finest shiny gold and white marble so AMERICA can have a proper "Space Force 1" for the first SPACE PRESIDENT AND HIS ENTIRE REGIME for a birthday surprise?!
May 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Would it be possible to get a federal government contract to 3D print an AI- designed spaceship made of the finest shiny gold and white marble so AMERICA can have a proper "Space Force 1" for the first SPACE PRESIDENT AND HIS ENTIRE REGIME for a birthday surprise?!
In an aristocracy, if the leaders are called "aristocrats," then the leaders of a kakistocracy are "kakistocrats." For ease of use, I'm gonna call 'em "kakis."
March 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In an aristocracy, if the leaders are called "aristocrats," then the leaders of a kakistocracy are "kakistocrats." For ease of use, I'm gonna call 'em "kakis."
Word on the street is that Elone is investigating subcontractor ACME for all of his companies' spectacular public failures.
March 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Word on the street is that Elone is investigating subcontractor ACME for all of his companies' spectacular public failures.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight.
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March 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight.
This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
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If you live in California and you have not called the governor's office yet, please commit to doing so before the end of the day. (916) 445-2841
March 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you live in California and you have not called the governor's office yet, please commit to doing so before the end of the day. (916) 445-2841
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📌"Because Zelenskyy has tasted gun powder and breathed the odious smell of death on the battlefield, he wasn't about to be pushed around by some morbidly obese, 78-yr-old yacht club bully and his toady, who think swinging a sand wedge to free a golf ball from some bunker is dangerous business."
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just WHEN IN THE HELL will our Democratic leaders understand the peril we are in?
dearlstephens.substack.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
📌"Because Zelenskyy has tasted gun powder and breathed the odious smell of death on the battlefield, he wasn't about to be pushed around by some morbidly obese, 78-yr-old yacht club bully and his toady, who think swinging a sand wedge to free a golf ball from some bunker is dangerous business."
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NO KINGS!
NO SLAVES!
NO NAZIS!
NO EXCEPTIONS!
NO SLAVES!
NO NAZIS!
NO EXCEPTIONS!
March 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
NO KINGS!
NO SLAVES!
NO NAZIS!
NO EXCEPTIONS!
NO SLAVES!
NO NAZIS!
NO EXCEPTIONS!
Good news, everyone! A San Jose fourth-grader shares stories with NPR about family and neighbors overcoming obstacles and thriving in these United States of America!
A California fourth-grader's interview with her grandfather, who was forced out of Uganda before moving to the U.S., is one of our outstanding podcasts.
A 10-year-old's story of family immigration that spans three continents
A California fourth-grader's interview with her grandfather, who was forced out of Uganda before moving to the U.S., is one of our outstanding podcasts.
www.npr.org
February 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Good news, everyone! A San Jose fourth-grader shares stories with NPR about family and neighbors overcoming obstacles and thriving in these United States of America!
This thread is pure comedy gold — the *Pet Sounds* of social media!
I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This thread is pure comedy gold — the *Pet Sounds* of social media!
“You may have replaced a swastika with a red hat, but that is what it is.”
– Chris Kluwe
– Chris Kluwe
“I have the responsibility to step up and do something... That’s what I also hope to see from other people who enjoy that position of privilege and power ... that they take this example and say, ‘You know what? I can do that too. I can help protect the oppressed.’"
www.latimes.com/california/s...
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Ex-NFL player Chris Kluwe explains why he got arrested protesting Huntington Beach MAGA library plaque
'You may have replaced a swastika with a red hat, but that is what it is,' he told the council during Tuesday's meeting. The chambers erupted in applause.
www.latimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“You may have replaced a swastika with a red hat, but that is what it is.”
– Chris Kluwe
– Chris Kluwe
"What happens when you know that violence is on the horizon or the loss of everything you hold dear is possible if not likely?"
History tells us of so many who fail to act, hesitate, or freeze and then pay the price. They sit back in shock or disbelief until it’s too late. They don’t rise to the moment.
I have news for you. You are there right now.
open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...
I have news for you. You are there right now.
open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...
A time of courage
If you ever wondered what it would feel like to face a moment in history this is it
open.substack.com
February 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"What happens when you know that violence is on the horizon or the loss of everything you hold dear is possible if not likely?"
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This is what leadership looks like, DNC. Time to step up or get out of the way!
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
This is what leadership looks like, DNC. Time to step up or get out of the way!
"Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.
Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted."
Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted."
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.
Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted."
Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted."
@nytimes.com — Oh, thank you for noticing!
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@nytimes.com — Oh, thank you for noticing!
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The Trump / Musk, Nazi normalization plot has failed for the most part due to Germany who has held mass protests against Musk and the brave citizens in Ohio that stigmergically came together to run parading Nazis out of their neigbourhood. Your actions matter and your voices can drown out the hate.
February 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Trump / Musk, Nazi normalization plot has failed for the most part due to Germany who has held mass protests against Musk and the brave citizens in Ohio that stigmergically came together to run parading Nazis out of their neigbourhood. Your actions matter and your voices can drown out the hate.
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February 7, 2025
February 7, 2024
Maya Miller of the New York Times reported today that the congressional phone system has been jammed with tens of millions of calls from outraged constituents contacting their representatives to deman...
open.substack.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
February 7, 2025
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February 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM