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Mathieu
@mpl.bsky.social
https://granivo.re/mpl.html
I studied astrophysics, I am a programmer, and I probably should have been a zoologist.
I do not eat animals.
Worked on https://perkeep.org , https://github.com/traefik/yaegi , and now at https://arribada.org
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Oh hi, long time no see! 👋

It's been 5 years, but here's a new release of perkeep.org ....

github.com/perkeep/perk...
Release v0.12 · perkeep/perkeep
Perkeep 0.12 ("Toronto") 2025-11-11 It's been exactly 5 years since Perkeep's last release. That's a long time between releases, sorry! I guess I got distracted at my new job (Tailscale) (and kids)...
github.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Quelle est la biomasse totale de tous les mammifères sur Terre et son évolution depuis 150 ans ?

Si celle des océans et des animaux sauvages a sensiblement baissée, la biomasse correspondant aux humains et au bétail a littéralement explosé (95% de la biomasse totale)

www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Today, I'm proud to officially announce CUE Labs!

I co-founded CUE Labs with @mpvl.io to build a Configuration Control Plane, solving config chaos with CUE. Our work also provides the stewardship for the @cuelang.org open source project.

Read our launch post: cue.dev/blog/announc...
A World Without Configuration Chaos: The Configuration Control Plane
Imagine a world where you can answer, with absolute confidence, the critical question: “What is the full impact of this change?” A world where configuration isn’t a source of fear, but a source of rel...
cue.dev
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms).

It’s also concerning. 1/
PSA: we're aware that Signal is down for some people. This appears to be related to a major AWS outage. Stand by.
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Les racailles en redingote viennent de m’agresser en forêt de Fontainebleau 👇
October 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Sans doute un jour oui, mais ne brûlons pas les étapes, Gérald Darmanin n'est même pas encore mis en examen pour quoi que ce soit pour l'instant.
Incarcération de Nicolas Sarkozy : "J'irai le voir en prison", promet Gérald Darmanin. ➡️ https://l.franceinter.fr/8BC

Le ministre de la Justice était au micro de Benjamin Duhamel, lundi 20 octobre.
October 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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When you are a windows hacker, every October 14, 2025 is Xmas!

prospect.org/power/2025-1...
Microsoft Is Abandoning Windows 10. Hackers Are Celebrating.
The company will stop supporting the OS on October 14. Advocacy groups warn this will leave up to 400 million computers vulnerable to hacks or in the dump.
prospect.org
October 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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NEW – EAT-Lancet report: Three key takeaways on climate and diet change | @orladwyer.carbonbrief.org @yaninequiroz.bsky.social @giulianaviglione.bsky.social

Read here: buff.ly/8XCDGp6
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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🖤 #JaneGoodall a largement contribué à faire redescendre Homo sapiens de son piédestal et à lutter contre l'anthropodéni, qui consiste à nier que les autres animaux aussi sont dotés d'une #conscience et d'une personnalité.

Elle vient de s'éteindre à 91 ans.
October 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I preferred it when he just fought daleks
September 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Les animaux sont contents dans les zoos, explique cette spécialiste👇

La « communication animale » est une escroquerie parfois utilisée contre l’intérêt des animaux.

Ce genre de bullshit New Age prospère, on trouve partout des génies qui vendent ainsi leurs services.
September 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Really speaking to US academics here: rumor I heard is that DARPA appears to be “just not starting new (unclassified) projects.”
September 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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🛰 Vous nous en aviez réclamé des nouvelles, les premières observations de #MicroCarb sont tombées !

Le satellite français d’étude du #CO2, lancé en juillet, confirme le bon fonctionnement de ses instruments.
🧵 Voici ce que montrent ses premiers résultats 👇

#Climat #CNES
September 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Senior software engineering position at CSIRO / SKAO / Data Central, based in Marsfield, NSW

...you will be instrumental in developing and supporting software components that enable seamless data access, processing, and analysis...

jobs.csiro.au/job/Sydney%2...
Senior Software Engineer - Australian SKA Regional Centre (AusSRC)
Senior Software Engineer - Australian SKA Regional Centre (AusSRC)
jobs.csiro.au
September 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Gemini Observatory is looking for a new Deputy Director - looks this position will not be in Tucson but in La Serena in Chile aas.org/jobregister/... 🔭
Deputy Director, International Gemini Observatory | American Astronomical Society
The International Gemini Observatory seeks a Deputy Director to help lead its world-class team advancing astrophysical research. Gemini operates twin 8.1-meter optical/infrared telescopes in Hawai‘i a...
aas.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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On sait faire des slips made in France à 60 € pièce, mais pas l’objet qu’on consulte 500 fois par jour... ou comment Trump peut mettre la France à genoux en 24h. Texte de @mael.kont.me :
bonpote.com/comment-trum...
Comment Trump peut mettre la France à genoux en 24h
On sait faire des slips made in France à 60 € pièce, mais pas l'objet qu'on consulte 500 fois par jour. Nous n'avons pas non plus de
bonpote.com
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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To my 10th grade English teacher, who said, “Make the conclusion count.”
August 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's a sad relief to see that at least the french Légion d'honneur is not the only medal that has gone to shit.
The ex-DOGE staffer “Big Balls” may receive the highest civilian honor in the U.S., placing him in the company of Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King and Mother Teresa.
White House May Award ‘Big Balls’ Same Medal as Rosa Parks
The move would appeal to Trump’s MAGA base.
trib.al
August 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM