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Bobby M
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West Winged messenger.
MD-ANT
Acts, sings, smashes rhythmically.
Oh aye and LFC too
You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mason's gig re-boot!
New Year's Eve is a BITCH. It's a fortune to get a cab or get in to a pub and things get CRAZY. Since 2022 I've turned down any NYE gigs offered coz who can be arsed to travel when I can just do it from my own bastard bedroom. Join me with your fave bevvy this NYE! FREE!

twitch.tv/soozkempner
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ya standin' in line
Believin' the lies
Ya bowin' down to the flag
Ya got a bullet in ya head
First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the pontiff
Everybody say his own Kyrie, eleison
Doin' the Vatican Rag
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Turns cricket on...
Turns cricket off
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Yep. he'll lose his seat, piss off to do the US ivy league lecture circuit, whilst we endure temu Hitler and get to be a vassal to Russia
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Ashes right now
a man holding a burning log in front of him in an office
ALT: a man holding a burning log in front of him in an office
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reposted by Bobby M
Key line on what Robertson has just said there about Jota is about him being "in a bad way" earlier today in his hotel room.

How often have they been in a bad way and just tried to crack on? We don't know and never will.

They've been poor at football at times but don't criticise their character.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Adults in the room, except they're Josh from Big
Asked if Keir Starmer believes British people want to "see refugee children pulled out of school and deported after 10 years in this country”, his spokesman says that “what the British public wants and what this government was elected on a mandate to deliver was to secure our borders"
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Adults in the room latest
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
missing line
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
She was just showing of her new coiff
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Much the same way as I'm going to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just a slight stiffness coming on... due to the altitude, no doubt
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Party of the workers...
October 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
- Bench presses 80kg 4 times a week
- Has a pet Squirrel called Cyril
- Once arm wrestled Sir Geoffrey Boycott
- Go to takeaway is beef chow mein with curry sauce
- Regularly uses a she-wee when out foraging
- Allergic to hands
- Wrote the last Conjuring movie
- Trained Ronnie Pickering
- Real name is “Merry Barry”
- Reads Infinite Jest one a month
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With one exception
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Twat- cannon is now officially a go to profanity
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM