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*first day of tennis umpire school* look to the person on your left. now look to the person on your right. ok thats basically the job
February 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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good news; NASA found your mom
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What does a cat say when it’s hurt

Me-ow
February 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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"these are not the droids you are looking for."
no, they are. they are literally the same exact droids i am looking for rn. like, wtf.
February 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What if instead of Jesus Christ he was Cheesus Christ and he was made of Cheese
February 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM