Celest Heller
@mountceleste.bsky.social
Gamer, Animal Enthusiast, and Upsetting Smol Lady.
It's always teenagers, urban fantasy, or superheroes. Or teenage urban fantasy. Or teenage superheroes.
September 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's always teenagers, urban fantasy, or superheroes. Or teenage urban fantasy. Or teenage superheroes.
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Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server.
But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.
But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.
August 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trans people never stole the entire Social Security database and put every American at risk by uploading their personal information to an unsecure server.
But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.
But Trump and Elon Musk sure did.
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I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees.
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
No refugee underfunded a school.
No refugee closed a hospital.
No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled.
We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
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Walking away from the chaos he creates.
August 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Walking away from the chaos he creates.
How do people find new things to watch nowadays? I feel ancient saying this, but in the good old days of cable, I did it by accidentally catching an episode of something while flipping through channels. Now I have to seek things out, and I'm a lot pickier than I was at 16. I hate it.
June 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
How do people find new things to watch nowadays? I feel ancient saying this, but in the good old days of cable, I did it by accidentally catching an episode of something while flipping through channels. Now I have to seek things out, and I'm a lot pickier than I was at 16. I hate it.
The existential dread has pushed me back into writing because I hate it here.
June 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The existential dread has pushed me back into writing because I hate it here.
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK.
June 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK.
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Where my "Hillary/Kamala will get us into a war" people at?
June 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Where my "Hillary/Kamala will get us into a war" people at?
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AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
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A modest suggestion:
The White House should mind its own f__ing business.
The White House should mind its own f__ing business.
May 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
A modest suggestion:
The White House should mind its own f__ing business.
The White House should mind its own f__ing business.
"Now I understand that there's an Amulet that needs to be delivered, but I HAVE. NO. TROUSERS!!!"
April 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Now I understand that there's an Amulet that needs to be delivered, but I HAVE. NO. TROUSERS!!!"
Oh I am so playing Oblivion all night!
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh I am so playing Oblivion all night!
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In the last 24 hours, Trump's Tariffs have wiped out $2.5 TRILLION from the US stock market.
But, hey, at least that one trans woman isn't allowed to play badminton on the girls team anymore and I know how important that was to America.
But, hey, at least that one trans woman isn't allowed to play badminton on the girls team anymore and I know how important that was to America.
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In the last 24 hours, Trump's Tariffs have wiped out $2.5 TRILLION from the US stock market.
But, hey, at least that one trans woman isn't allowed to play badminton on the girls team anymore and I know how important that was to America.
But, hey, at least that one trans woman isn't allowed to play badminton on the girls team anymore and I know how important that was to America.
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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
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Yes, Mr. President, please stop stratocumulus clouds!
March 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Yes, Mr. President, please stop stratocumulus clouds!
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"You might have to suffer a bit" is the MAGA version of "Let them eat cake."
When a politician tells you it's your duty to sacrifice for THEIR principles, it's time to start building guillotines.
When a politician tells you it's your duty to sacrifice for THEIR principles, it's time to start building guillotines.
March 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"You might have to suffer a bit" is the MAGA version of "Let them eat cake."
When a politician tells you it's your duty to sacrifice for THEIR principles, it's time to start building guillotines.
When a politician tells you it's your duty to sacrifice for THEIR principles, it's time to start building guillotines.
Monster Hunting with your SO is peak relationship goals.
March 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Monster Hunting with your SO is peak relationship goals.
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*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”
[power chords]
[power chords]
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”
[power chords]
[power chords]
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Gulf of Um wtf are we doing
February 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gulf of Um wtf are we doing
Yeah, the Beta is nice and all, but I'm so ready for Monster Hunter Wilds to release. I just wanna get started!
February 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yeah, the Beta is nice and all, but I'm so ready for Monster Hunter Wilds to release. I just wanna get started!
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January was a tough year, but we made it 😉😂
Anyone else feel that?
Hello February!
Anyone else feel that?
Hello February!
February 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
January was a tough year, but we made it 😉😂
Anyone else feel that?
Hello February!
Anyone else feel that?
Hello February!
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Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired.
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired.
In other news, I'm rewatching Glee. I have a lot of feelings.
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In other news, I'm rewatching Glee. I have a lot of feelings.
Being a millennial is just weird these days. I feel like I'm in this golden zone with a technological abyss on either side.
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Being a millennial is just weird these days. I feel like I'm in this golden zone with a technological abyss on either side.