mort
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mort
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notorious lothario and drug user
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(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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ME: I'll have the chicken dinner.
WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick.
ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent.
December 28, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Seal Team 6 should've just let Bin Laden go about his business. Violence never solved anything!
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me.

[I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day]

Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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the nice thing about being bald is you no longer have to worry about shampoo you can also detach your head and use it as a bowling ball
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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I think in order to ever have a chance of winning again the left needs its own grotesque degenerate beings from the cavern world of the inner earth to torment surface dwellers with their devious mind-controlling mech ray technology. But from the left.
November 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM