Like even uncreative edgy writers think it's cringe

Me too but I don't remember how Holy Diver goes so my memory search returns the wrong tune so I go "hold me closer Baby Driver"

I hate when everyone is like ooh I'm so old, I remember dialing into AOL, I'm dust, I'm a skeleton. Hey buddy I'm old enough that I was like psh this new Windows 3.0 looks like shit, it'll never catch on, give me good old MS-DOS any day. I saved programs on cassette tapes. Please be sensitive

I'm sure this wasn't original but I'll always remember one SNL Weekend Update segment with Kevin Nealon as anchor where he shuffled his papers, turned to the camera and said "You know, there are a lot of people out there," nodded, and went to the next item

Yeah I know, I like to do it every couple years or so ok

JCO: this shithead has never seen a movie and also he has a broken dick that doesn’t work

Elon: I have seen a movie

On the other hand, the Rogue Trader game by the same studio is just a delight to play all the way through, I'm not sure what changed

the worst person you know just made three points

You could say that Foundation is a book about a tech tree, and a guy who saves the universe by being really good at theorycrafting builds

Normal person: I just spent 5 hours playing [game], so addictive haha

Elon musk: I just spent 5 hours playing [game] which many people don't realize is 10 times more complex than chess and I have mastered it easily [screenshot of high score from a player whose UI is in Spanish]

There's really a sort of Bechdel-style test where the test is, can you tell someone about a book or movie you enjoyed without using it to imply you are smart or were right about something, and it is so easy for most people who pass it multiple times a day, but some people just can't even if they try

When I made a Downfall video I really used the visuals. I had Hitler explain why he was pointing with his middle finger and why he threw pencils. Most people just ignored the video and copy-pasted a rant about something they don't like. Which is your opinion coming out of Hitler's mouth you know

I think that's why I really don't like the icebox plums one anymore. Great you used the same poem but you subbed in something else you shouldn't have done instead. ChatGPT could do that