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Z-Paladin
@moronicpaladin.bsky.social
24|♋| More active on tumblr but what the hell
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some sliightly older doodles i haven't posted yet i think
i just really like the ⊙ type of digimon eyes(?)
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I highly recommend this, btw
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Ladies, if he:

- Treats you like the other woman
- Doesn't support you when you cry, or pout
- Keeps tabs on you so he knows when you're asleep, and when you're awake
- Only comes by one night a year

That's not your man. That's Santa Claus, and he's coming to town.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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this is what it would be like if pbj had a shiny like a pokemon btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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found someone i really like
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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definitely saw this as a teen and DEFINITELY FELT REALLY NORMAL ABOUT IT
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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here is my redesign on Mega Floette , where the flower she carries transforms into a fake Florges
October 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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lofi wii fit beats to relax/be obese to
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Oh it’s that time again.
a picture of a man in a suit and tie with the words cloudflare outage above him
ALT: a picture of a man in a suit and tie with the words cloudflare outage above him
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November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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The Hatsune Miku I saw in a dream
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Started Batman: Bump in the Night from @moonshotpods.bsky.social now on a Free Feed and knew the moment I finished Issue One I had to draw up a Clock King....and also Fugate
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I told y’all the #Pokémon #Gijinka bug bit me! Time for a new duo, a Cherrim duo!

I had to, honestly :) Cutie with their mech husband…?

#myart #myoc #ocsky #bskyart #artsky #ocart #sketch
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Why are 3D printers are more reliable than 2D printers make it make sense
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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your daily reminder that christians are so suggestible they became homophobic by accident
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM