Morgyface
@morgyface.bsky.social
Truro/Falmouth in Cornwall. I smell of beans. Have never murdered. I like crisps. I used to wiggle a mouse now I make stuff out of wood. Surfing, paddle boards, bikes and what not.
On my daft piece about crisps someone has just commented “fuck fuck your AI shite” which is interesting. Could AI generate text about Barbara Woodhouse being sponsored by Walkers?
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
On my daft piece about crisps someone has just commented “fuck fuck your AI shite” which is interesting. Could AI generate text about Barbara Woodhouse being sponsored by Walkers?
I wrote a carefully researched post about Crisps. Lots of facts and figures that will surprise you: www.reddit.com/r/crisps/com...
From the crisps community on Reddit: Crisp facts that you will not know.
Explore this post and more from the crisps community
www.reddit.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I wrote a carefully researched post about Crisps. Lots of facts and figures that will surprise you: www.reddit.com/r/crisps/com...
Just finished the latest Slow Horses series, Jackson Lamb is my hero.
October 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Just finished the latest Slow Horses series, Jackson Lamb is my hero.
Looks like I’ve got a project building a shepherds hut. I say shepherds hut but it’s basically going to be a poncey yoga studio on wheels. Still, I’m excited, some proper joinery involved.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Looks like I’ve got a project building a shepherds hut. I say shepherds hut but it’s basically going to be a poncey yoga studio on wheels. Still, I’m excited, some proper joinery involved.
I’m doing some web dev from home today and I’ve just knocked up my current favourite lunch. I finely chop 3 or 4 cloves of garlic, stick it in a frying pan on a low heat with olive oil. Leave it for 15 mins. Cook up some spaghetti. Mix it together. That’s it. If I’m being posh, some anchovies go in.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I’m doing some web dev from home today and I’ve just knocked up my current favourite lunch. I finely chop 3 or 4 cloves of garlic, stick it in a frying pan on a low heat with olive oil. Leave it for 15 mins. Cook up some spaghetti. Mix it together. That’s it. If I’m being posh, some anchovies go in.
You know when there’s a big flood and people’s homes are underwater, well, it’s easily solved, just throw in a dozen Quorn sausages, they’re so dry and absorbent they’ll soak up millions of litres of water in seconds.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
You know when there’s a big flood and people’s homes are underwater, well, it’s easily solved, just throw in a dozen Quorn sausages, they’re so dry and absorbent they’ll soak up millions of litres of water in seconds.
I made these brackets from scratch last week and today I put em’ on the wall and plonked them slabs of Elm on.
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I made these brackets from scratch last week and today I put em’ on the wall and plonked them slabs of Elm on.
I’m in the process of changing direction in my woodworking stuff and I’ve done a daft web page thing: byfen.co.uk
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m in the process of changing direction in my woodworking stuff and I’ve done a daft web page thing: byfen.co.uk
This has cheered me up. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
High Court rules Baroness Mone-linked company breached £122m Covid contract
Chancellor Rachel Reeves said the government would
www.bbc.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This has cheered me up. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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A delightful day in the workshop making no money whatsoever.
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A delightful day in the workshop making no money whatsoever.
Think I just accidentally asked a delivery driver from Sheffield out on a date. He said he was staying in Cornwall tonight to do more deliveries tomorrow, I said “beer later?”. He muttered “erm, not sure where I’m staying yet” and got back in his van very quickly.
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Think I just accidentally asked a delivery driver from Sheffield out on a date. He said he was staying in Cornwall tonight to do more deliveries tomorrow, I said “beer later?”. He muttered “erm, not sure where I’m staying yet” and got back in his van very quickly.
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The BBC must balance their political news so it doesn’t boost Nigel Farage’s dangerous, divisive politics.
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The BBC must balance their political news so it doesn’t boost Nigel Farage’s dangerous, divisive politics.
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If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business.
It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.
Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk
It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.
Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business.
It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.
Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk
It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.
Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail updated for Britain in 2025.
September 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail updated for Britain in 2025.
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You may win!
Let's be honest, the chances are slim.
BUT YOU MIGHT!
However, tickets are just £2, and whatever happens, if you buy a ticket or two, you're helping out two brilliant schools.
If you fancy sharing this with your friends, enemies, followers etc, that'd be ace.
tinyurl.com/37nb7fae
Let's be honest, the chances are slim.
BUT YOU MIGHT!
However, tickets are just £2, and whatever happens, if you buy a ticket or two, you're helping out two brilliant schools.
If you fancy sharing this with your friends, enemies, followers etc, that'd be ace.
tinyurl.com/37nb7fae
June 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You may win!
Let's be honest, the chances are slim.
BUT YOU MIGHT!
However, tickets are just £2, and whatever happens, if you buy a ticket or two, you're helping out two brilliant schools.
If you fancy sharing this with your friends, enemies, followers etc, that'd be ace.
tinyurl.com/37nb7fae
Let's be honest, the chances are slim.
BUT YOU MIGHT!
However, tickets are just £2, and whatever happens, if you buy a ticket or two, you're helping out two brilliant schools.
If you fancy sharing this with your friends, enemies, followers etc, that'd be ace.
tinyurl.com/37nb7fae
Really enjoyed Dept. Q on Netflix.
June 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Really enjoyed Dept. Q on Netflix.
Anus @ 7am: It’s time to empty them there pipes boy.
Me: [I’m not f*cking showering because there’ll be more]
Anus @ 8am: okay so we’re going to need a brief visit.
Me: bloody knew it! [Uses toilet and showers]
Anus @ 10am: Me again.
Me: [I’m not f*cking showering because there’ll be more]
Anus @ 8am: okay so we’re going to need a brief visit.
Me: bloody knew it! [Uses toilet and showers]
Anus @ 10am: Me again.
June 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Anus @ 7am: It’s time to empty them there pipes boy.
Me: [I’m not f*cking showering because there’ll be more]
Anus @ 8am: okay so we’re going to need a brief visit.
Me: bloody knew it! [Uses toilet and showers]
Anus @ 10am: Me again.
Me: [I’m not f*cking showering because there’ll be more]
Anus @ 8am: okay so we’re going to need a brief visit.
Me: bloody knew it! [Uses toilet and showers]
Anus @ 10am: Me again.
Made this thing today, bit of a prototype, thinking I might sell them. Basically stems from me not knowing what to do with clothes I wear a few times before washing. Would obviously be made from nice wood not pine scraps.
May 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Made this thing today, bit of a prototype, thinking I might sell them. Basically stems from me not knowing what to do with clothes I wear a few times before washing. Would obviously be made from nice wood not pine scraps.
I did web design for about 22 years. During that time I had 3 clashes with clients, one was a local man, an absolute entitled, demanding, arrogant dick. Anyway, as I was looking at local election candidates earlier, guess who our local reform candidate is? Yup, it was the very same shit house.
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I did web design for about 22 years. During that time I had 3 clashes with clients, one was a local man, an absolute entitled, demanding, arrogant dick. Anyway, as I was looking at local election candidates earlier, guess who our local reform candidate is? Yup, it was the very same shit house.
Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite = Greg from The White Lotus.
April 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite = Greg from The White Lotus.
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Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:
April 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Man, this is a pretty fucking gross move from Amazon, huh? Good on @bookshop.org for not mincing words, though:
My wife came back from her Mother’s with a clean car. “My Mum did it, remember all those sticky black bits on the front? She scrubbed them off with a Brillo pad”. Magic. Just magic. She removed dead flies with steel wool.
April 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My wife came back from her Mother’s with a clean car. “My Mum did it, remember all those sticky black bits on the front? She scrubbed them off with a Brillo pad”. Magic. Just magic. She removed dead flies with steel wool.
I’ve decided to pronounce “patio” as pash-e-o.
March 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’ve decided to pronounce “patio” as pash-e-o.
I think I was about 16 in this picture. I’m on the left. Showed my 10 year old daughter and she looked at my current hairstyle and said “what happened?!”.
March 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I think I was about 16 in this picture. I’m on the left. Showed my 10 year old daughter and she looked at my current hairstyle and said “what happened?!”.