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Morgan Gray
@morganthegray.bsky.social
SF&F nerd, science geek, attempted musician, amateur athlete, professional engineer. Hella nerdy & surprisingly trans.

Pronouns: she/her

PFP: Morgan's geometric logo in black-on-white

Banner: a woman w/ light skin, gray hair, & black lips
Pinned
Continuing the sword theme, you should imagine me like this.
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Each quarter, the provosts meet and vote to approve the proposals. That step is really a formality, because the real value is in the peer review from each campus' relevant department evaluating the proposal, plus the knowledge that the state doesn't get to dictate who gets what program.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mia's discovered the path to enlightenment. Or at least reduced stress over one's appearance.
I decided a few years ago that a fundamental tenet of my life now is that what I look like from the side or the back is none of my business

join me and be free
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Amy Lee waits for the bus? Vibe.
Amy Lee zones out while reading her news feed? Vibe.
Amy Lee can't decide what to watch? Vibe.
December 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Since I only play TTRPGs online, I absolutely don't need another set of dice. On the other hand, look how ✨pretty!✨
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
As a bass player, this headline speaks to me.
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The version of “Why Does the Sun Shine?” from Here Comes Science.

youtu.be/3JdWlSF195Y
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nugget reaches peak cuteness about 2 weeks after he visits his hairstylist. He gets just scruffy enough in that time to push the envelope on canine adorability.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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This is my favorite photo of my friend's shih tzu, Tucker.
May 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
More than a year ago, Nugget discovered he enjoyed lounging in a plastic bin we hadn’t put away yet. He still goes back to it daily. So now it’s officially a dog bed, and we can never put it away. We aren’t monsters, after all.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thanks to everyone who welcomed me back from my hiatus. It was both surprising and heartwarming to know that my absence was noted.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
c0nc0rdance has a great thread on phylogeny that explains why whales are fish, snakes are lizards, and humans are monkeys.
Going on record:
My posts are a SAFE ZONE FOR PEDANTRY. Being corrected on "minor details" continues our learning & it's a humbling, useful experience.

Some of my most pedantic positions:
Apes are monkeys.
Dolphins are whales.
Tortoises are turtles.

Let's talk about taxonomy & nested hierarchies.
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m confident Pope Leo dedicated his set to @velvethex7.bsky.social.
boots and cats and
boots and cats and
boots and cats and
boots and cats and
boots and cats and
boots and cats and
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Me too!
I love riding my bike
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Gay Agenda Patch 2.0.26 Balance Adjustments:

• Trans Woman class aggro multiplier and arra of effect both decreased by 15%.
Dev note: While TWs are intended as a tanking class, their passive AOE threat aura was pulling enemy packs inappropriately.

(Ctd...)
Gay Agenda 2026 Roadmap:

• Valentine's Day Special Event, in February
• Pride Was a Riot DLC, in June
• The Doldrums of Stupidity Election Content Pack, in September
• All I Want For Christmas is Hormone Replacement Therapy DLC, in November
Gay Agenda 2026 Patch Notes:

• Fixed bug where trans women were automatically flagged as available for all users
• Fixed "queer solidarity" bug
• Fixed a girl
• Added 4 new genders, including the much-requested Girl 2
• Added sexuality shooting range to test out new sexualities
• 2 New Classes!
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I can't believe my org paid me to play with a fork truck today. I would have paid *them*.
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yet another way in which America is exceptional(ly bad) is that it is one of the few democracies that has never had a woman as head of government. Note that Japan elected a female prime minister after this map was made, bringing the total number of nations ever led by women to 61.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Dedicated to my forklift buddy, @hulcricket.bsky.social.
I can't believe my org paid me to play with a fork truck today. I would have paid *them*.
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can't believe my org paid me to play with a fork truck today. I would have paid *them*.
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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OK, I'm browsing online for swords. Are you happy now? 😉
YOU SHOULD OWN A SWORD!
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
After the positive response to this announcement, and at @nightpups.bsky.social's suggestion, we're adding another product to the line:

* Tactical shortalls. With chest pocket, cargo pockets, and hammer loop. Available only in pink camouflage, so you know they're *super* tactical.
Winter & I are announcing a line of tactical gear to keep you cozy-comfy in variable weather:

* Tactical knit mittens. Put on or take of as needed. String included!
* Tactical throw blanket. Black on 1 side, urban camo on the other!
* Tactical cardigan. Buttons down the front *&* at the armpits!
If you live somewhere with an unpredictably variable climate, *all* clothing is tactical.
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Continuing the sword theme, you should imagine me like this.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Continuing the sword theme, you should imagine me like this.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sports I’ve coached:

* CrossFit
* Autocross
* T-ball

Kind of a weird mix, right?
October 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Winter & I are announcing a line of tactical gear to keep you cozy-comfy in variable weather:

* Tactical knit mittens. Put on or take of as needed. String included!
* Tactical throw blanket. Black on 1 side, urban camo on the other!
* Tactical cardigan. Buttons down the front *&* at the armpits!
If you live somewhere with an unpredictably variable climate, *all* clothing is tactical.
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just got served yet another add for a "tactical hoodie." I'm insulted not so much that YouTube thinks I'm a man as that it thinks I'm so insecure in my masculinity that I need all my garments to be "tactical."
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM