Sarah K
mordantkitten.bsky.social
Sarah K
@mordantkitten.bsky.social
I was in a chat for a radio show. The host of the show said that he had had a "semi-rogue" history teacher in high school. I said "He doubled as a stealth archer when they needed more dps." Nobody got it. I hate it when that happens.
June 20, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I'm trying to decide whether I like green olives stuffed with bleu cheese or with garlic better. Garlic might win. I haven't tried the jalepeno ones yet.
June 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Never stops being true
October 14, 2023 at 2:05 AM
4:04 Sleep not found
May 24, 2024 at 11:03 AM
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Roy Pinney
February 26, 2024 at 10:30 AM
There is something flying around in here that I can't see and Ragnar keeps chatting at it. It's been a couple of days now. Wondering whether it's a bug or something extradimensional. Also wondering which would be worse.
February 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Maybe the doomsday clock can't stop, but Zeno's Dichotomy might save us if we just keep trying to meet each other halfway...
January 19, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Should I ever open a pub, it will be called the Cat and Bladder, after the two things that get me out of bed several hours before I'd planned.
January 13, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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Cat ownership, a breakdown:

—hello, my little puddinghead angel face
—you HAVE kibble! Stop howling!
—I love youuuuu, my fluffy little demon
—STOP EATING PLASTIC
—Who is the best kitty in the whole wide world?
—please remove your CLAWS from my ASS
November 29, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Bad knee day. My joints start to talk to me the week before my monthly arthritis shot. It reminds me of PMS.
December 28, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Get to know your mutuals - list 10 things you're into

1. books
2. genealogy
3. Skyrim
4. cats
5. crochet
6. Neil Gaiman
7. paranormal/supernatural
8. Lovecraft
9. radio
10. sleep
Get to know your mutuals - list 10 things you're into

1. Buffy
2. Veronica Mars
3. Darren Hayes music
4. Daydreaming about a house and nice vacations
5. Wicked the musical
6. Wine
7. Sims
8. Games with the bf we have equal shots at winning and keep me engaged
9. Podcasts
10. True crime docs
Get to know your mutuals - list 10 things you're into

1. Buffy
2. TV shows
3. Mario games
4. Books
5. Podcasts
6. Food
7. Sunshine
8. Board games
9. Movies
10. Politics
December 24, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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Good morning from Spooky Bat Kitten
October 28, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Out my window tonight
October 28, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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Urgh. Here we go.

Good morning?
October 23, 2023 at 3:46 AM
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sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
October 12, 2023 at 5:51 PM
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I love this Radiohead song
October 11, 2023 at 8:01 PM
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October 8, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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September 26, 2023 at 10:49 AM
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online communication is weird and fun and flirty sometimes. just to be clear, unless i give you the coordinates to the portal to the infernal realm and the password to get past the waking slumberer… i am not actually trying to fuck you. if i do these things, then i am dead and my body is possessed.
September 15, 2023 at 5:44 PM