you know what fair

The hold music is actually not that bad for the VA around here. Chill, catchy and not overly distracting. I threw in some headphones and felt inspired to do yard work for the 1:51:16 I was waiting. It would have been nice if they'd actually picked up. But overall a productive morning.

Gonna be one of those weeks. Good thing I have gas to spare.

"I think we need a new term for Sex Education."

'How come?'

"That's perfect."

Happy Friday! Strut into the weekend like it’s your runway—style your confidence through the darkness and let your light outshine the shadows. You’ve earned this. ✨ #latex #latexclothing

Give a trans woman food she'll have bread for a day.

Teach a trans woman to bottom and she'll get bred for a lifetime 💜

RIP Ozzy.
Thanks for making it all
a little more bearable.
Maybe it's not too late,
to learn how to love
and forget how to hate.
Life's amazing.
Burning like fire.
Here I come but I ain't the same.
Day of judgement, god is calling.
"I love you." --Ozzy, at basically every concert

many people know and say that sex should be fun, but not enough people say it should be funny

The only way to get people to focus on their productivity is to put them in skin tight latex catsuits that squeak with every single slightest movement, it is the only rational way

Throw off the shackles of humanity. Follow me to the darkest depths of the Fae touched woodlands and let your mind flow freely into the wonders of the weave.

In case I wasn’t clear…

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

Today is International Non-Binary People's Day and the first day of Non-Binary Awareness Week

The day was first celebrated in 2012, started by Katje van Loon. The date was chosen for being precisely midway between International Women's Day and International Men's Day.

I'm tired of politics I just want to wear $2000 worth of tree sap and pretend to be a Roomba.