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@elonmusk is a terrible manager; everything he touches catches fire
#EEMTCF
@elonmusk is a terrible manager; everything he touches catches fire
#EEMTCF
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
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As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As it gets colder, please remember to NEVERRR plug a space heater into a power strip, which are not designed to handle the high current flow and can overheat or even catch fire! Directly into the wall outlet ONLY!
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Nope. The headline should actually read “Astronomers using ML discover quasars acting as lenses”
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nope. The headline should actually read “Astronomers using ML discover quasars acting as lenses”
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Brett Meiselas on MTG: The craziest thing is it's not like she even said anything bad about Trump. Nor did she even suggest he was involved with Jeffrey Epstein. All she said was that the people deserve the Epstein files — and he lost his mind. That’s the definition of “a hit dog will holler.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Brett Meiselas on MTG: The craziest thing is it's not like she even said anything bad about Trump. Nor did she even suggest he was involved with Jeffrey Epstein. All she said was that the people deserve the Epstein files — and he lost his mind. That’s the definition of “a hit dog will holler.”
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Kind of a big deal that @hellgatenyc.com can confirm that NYC First Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro used his position to cancel Kehlani's SummerStage concert in order to punish the artist for their political speech on Palestine:
hellgatenyc.com/randy-mastro...
hellgatenyc.com/randy-mastro...
How Randy Mastro Killed the Kehlani SummerStage Concert—And a Whole Lot More
With Mayor Adams thinking about his next act, the former first deputy mayor to Rudy Giuliani is now "guiding every conceivable aspect of this administration."
hellgatenyc.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Kind of a big deal that @hellgatenyc.com can confirm that NYC First Deputy Mayor Randy Mastro used his position to cancel Kehlani's SummerStage concert in order to punish the artist for their political speech on Palestine:
hellgatenyc.com/randy-mastro...
hellgatenyc.com/randy-mastro...
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This is so utterly ridiculous cos the two songs that reference demons - How It’s Done and Takedown - are quite literally about killing demons; and you’d think Christians would be okay with that.
Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole - BBC News
The head teacher tells parents references to demons can feel "deeply uncomfortable" to Christians.
www.bbc.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is so utterly ridiculous cos the two songs that reference demons - How It’s Done and Takedown - are quite literally about killing demons; and you’d think Christians would be okay with that.
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The party’s final request was that you believe anything they dispute on the internet.
Pictured below is two pictures of Pam Bondi, now tasked by the President in the second picture to investigate Jeffery Epstein, also shown in the second picture.
Pictured below is two pictures of Pam Bondi, now tasked by the President in the second picture to investigate Jeffery Epstein, also shown in the second picture.
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The party’s final request was that you believe anything they dispute on the internet.
Pictured below is two pictures of Pam Bondi, now tasked by the President in the second picture to investigate Jeffery Epstein, also shown in the second picture.
Pictured below is two pictures of Pam Bondi, now tasked by the President in the second picture to investigate Jeffery Epstein, also shown in the second picture.
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To see what someone truly disapproves of, watch their reaction when friends do it. Condemning someone you dislike isn't an act of piety; it requires no moral fabric whatsoever. If that same person stays quiet when their friends do it, they never actually disapproved.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
To see what someone truly disapproves of, watch their reaction when friends do it. Condemning someone you dislike isn't an act of piety; it requires no moral fabric whatsoever. If that same person stays quiet when their friends do it, they never actually disapproved.
All I want for Christmas is regime change.
Can't afford anything else...
Can't afford anything else...
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
All I want for Christmas is regime change.
Can't afford anything else...
Can't afford anything else...
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I feel like I’m going crazy. Saying someone should die isn’t a “threat.” Should you be able to say someone should die? I’m ambivalent. BUT THAT ISN’T WHAT THREATS ARE.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I feel like I’m going crazy. Saying someone should die isn’t a “threat.” Should you be able to say someone should die? I’m ambivalent. BUT THAT ISN’T WHAT THREATS ARE.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
A threat, by definition, requires a statement of intent. We all know this but pretend we don’t because melodrama is fun.
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
You're damn right, Pidgin Chuck
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You're damn right, Pidgin Chuck
Hit dog will holler...
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hit dog will holler...
Live your life in such a way that you never have to explain the difference between "ephebophile," "hebephile," and "pedophile," to defend someone...
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Live your life in such a way that you never have to explain the difference between "ephebophile," "hebephile," and "pedophile," to defend someone...
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Live your life in such a way that pedophile ringmasters don't think of you when thinking of evil...
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Live your life in such a way that pedophile ringmasters don't think of you when thinking of evil...
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
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Nancy Mace on why Nancy Mace isn't a woman.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Nancy Mace on why Nancy Mace isn't a woman.
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If you were looking at a newspaper (or its website) this morning and didn't see this iconic photo, it was an intentional choice to pander.
November 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you were looking at a newspaper (or its website) this morning and didn't see this iconic photo, it was an intentional choice to pander.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
Huge mistake by the defense. There will be a new charge tomorrow.
Ketchup on a salami sandwich is a crime against humanity.
Ketchup on a salami sandwich is a crime against humanity.
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Huge mistake by the defense. There will be a new charge tomorrow.
Ketchup on a salami sandwich is a crime against humanity.
Ketchup on a salami sandwich is a crime against humanity.
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you're gonna be in a wheelchair a helluva a lot sooner than you'll be in a luxury yacht. talk about accessibility *NOW*
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
you're gonna be in a wheelchair a helluva a lot sooner than you'll be in a luxury yacht. talk about accessibility *NOW*
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Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.