Ste Mooney
mooneytunes.bsky.social
Ste Mooney
@mooneytunes.bsky.social
"An absolute bollock of a man"
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Every year
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The boy was telling me about some inclusionary lessons that the school have done recently. He chose German. As a part of these lessons, they played some German music. He played for me a nice German pop song. Then Du Has by Rammstein. I didn't see Rammstein coming.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Evri are fucking pricks. This should have been a T-shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I had a nap earlier, and dreamt that I never sold my first ever car, I borrowed it to someone who lives in Bolton and didn't use it anymore. It started first time and I drove it home, I just needed to insure it and take care of some rust. I was sad when I woke up. I miss that Peugeot 106.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've just realised that the King's name in Spanish is "Rey Charles"
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
You know that thing where you chop chilli's and rub your eye? Makes you feel like an idiot every time. It still burns.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now that Andrew isn't a Prince anymore, there is a position open for a replacement. My suggestion is David Attenborough.
Let's face it, he wouldn't actually have to do anything other than be flown around the planet, and he's doing that anyway. And he would do a better job by simply not being a nonce
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This year for Halloween, I've dressed up as a tired grumpy old bastard who's just got home from work and is tired of this shit already.
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Was putting a white tent and police tape out on my front lawn a bit too much? Because we're not getting any trick-or-treaters tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The boy and 3/4 of his school friends regularly group chat on WhatsApp. On loudspeaker. Very loudly. It's a mix of boys and girls. The boy and a girl clearly have a crush on each other. The awkwardness is excruciating yet hilarious. And the piss taking from the rest is relentless. I fucking love it.
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Having to explain why the N word is bad to a colleague wasn't on my list of things I expected to do today, but that's a thing that happened.
I think I'm done with this company. It's too stupid in its entirety.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I put the heating on earlier because I'm a delicate little boy. I then jumped in the bath, that I have at a bajillion degrees hot. Now my entire house is a mega-fuck-zillion degrees hot, so the windows are open so it can cool down before the boy gets home from Scouts.
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Also - Mark E Smith never fashioned ONE marquee
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I woke up this morning with Waterfall by TLC stuck in my head. I don't know why. I've not heard it in ages, and I don't particularly like it
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Today has marked the triumphant return of #OfficeAlbum. Today's offering is Yours Truly, Angry Mob by The Kaiser Chiefs
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So, the boy has been given a trumpet by his school today. I have already threatened to fart down it.
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Statistically, someone will die today. #rapture
September 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don't know what part of my brain is broken, but I often read Shanghai as "Shenanigans".
September 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If it turns out to be Luigi Mangione again the world is going to lose it's fucking mind.
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Do you know when you cook something and just nail it without trying. I did that with some fondant potatoes today. I know they're not the most challenging thing to make, but I nailed them and I'm chuffed with my little self.
September 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Mum rang me up earlier. Mum never rings. She's 76 and deaf as a post even with her hearing aids in. "Steve, can you pop round, the WiFi isn't working". So being the wonderful son that I am, I jogged round. Instantly diagnosed the issue, she had switched it off. I panicked for nothing. Again.
September 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The boy. High school. Day 1.
September 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM