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moodgorning.bsky.social @moodgorning.bsky.social · Feb 19
And in their hubris, men fashioned a god in their own image out of the voices of thousands and wept when they found this false creation only magnified their folly ahundredfold.
#AI #MachineLearning #OpenAI
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#BeeSting #Flirt #Kip #NapoleonDynamite
A headline reads Bee sting to the penic can permanently enlarge it. There's a picture of Kip a dorky character from Napoleon Dynamite with his straw in a milkshake. On top of him the words me trying to flirt: y'know, I'm, like, a really bad beekeeper are superimposed on his image.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Finally watched the The Odyssey trailer, and it's just another movie about Matt Damon trying to get home, huh?
#TheOdyssey #MattDamon
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I'm 38 years old and every few months I have a dream about #Batman. In my latest #Batdream, both Thomas and Bruce survived the shooting. Thomas threw himself into running WayneTech, and Bruce still became Batman. At one point Bruce sneaks into his room, in the batsuit, but Thomas knocks on his door
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Ultimate reply to Alpha-Dude-Bros™️: "You still suckin' dick?"
Or for the more clever ones: "You like suckin' dick?" because, if they say no, you can ask them how many they sucked before figuring that out. #alpha #PodcastBro
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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What if no drug formed against my anxiety can prosper?
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
moodgorning.bsky.social
Me: I'm feeling anxious.
Them: Why?
Me: It's literally my default emotion.
#anxiety #ADHD #AnxietyDisorder #GeneralizedAnxietyDisorder
December 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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#weirddream #TaylorSwift #WernerHerzog #Turkey #Thanksgiving #Tutkeys #Dog #YellowLab
A Facebook post that reads: Just had a dream where I was at Werner Herzog's house for Thanksgiving dinner, and there was this tradition where 2 of the guests were each given a turkey, and one of them had to kill their turkey before a timer ran out or BOTH turkeys would be killed. All the guests would have to do this 2 at a time, and yes, that would mean AT LEAST 5 or so turkeys would be killed for dinner, but dream logic I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️. Anyway, it started with Werner's wife and a young girl who had been invited to the party (she was 12-14ish), but *plot-twist* the girl had been given the family dog, an adorable yellow lab. As the the timer ticks down, the girl grows increasingly desperate, trying to convince the wife to either kill the turkey or trade with her so she can do it. However, the entire time, Werner's wife calmly insists that she has the dog and the girl has the turkey, just straight-up trying to gaslight this child into thinking the dog she's holding is a turkey. The timer runs out, suddenly Werner's wife snaps the turkey's neck, and the girl is just sobbing. Next, everyone else at the table lifts these large silver cloches in front of them, where each of them is supposed to have a live turkey, only to reveal empty plates. The girl was the only one made to do this. The dream then cuts like a movie to the girl in the shower, crying and singing Taylor Swift, the "camera" close-up to her face, revealing her bloodshot eyes.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Just had a dream (interrupted by the cat vomiting, it's been a... morning) where I was at Werner Herzog's for Thanksgiving dinner. There was this "tradition" where 2 people were each given a turkey and one of them had to kill it before the time ran out or both turkeys would die. It started with
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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#ADHD #LarryDavid #Assumptions #Neurodivergent #Neurotypical
Picture Caption reads: THEM: And remember, when you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me." ME: Okay, I think I understand, I'll assume nothing and ask lots of clarifying questions. THEM: "Why do you ask so many OBVIOUS questions?" and also "Why wouldn't you just do it without being told??? You should *KNOW* that's what you were supposed to do!" Bottom picture of Larry David shrugging labeled as Me:
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It's like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Peter Thiel, etc. all watched Citizen Kane and thought "Yeah, but I'll do a good job at it and not turn into a reclusive weirdo that everyone hates." #Billionaires #CitizenKane #ElonMusk #PeterTheil #JeffBezos #Icarus
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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AI? More like A I think we need to slow down on implementing this technology and seriously think about where it could prove useful instead of just adding it to everything everywhere. #AI
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
moodgorning.bsky.social
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Is lasagna a casserole?
Is the ocean soup?
Is AI cake?
Are we human or are we dancer?
#hotdog #casserole #ocean #soup
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
i assume lou gehrigs disease makes you a great baseball player or something
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
moodgorning.bsky.social
What do you call it when Morgan Freeman baptizes you? 🤔

That, my friend, is a Shawshank Redemption.
#MorganFreeman #DadJoke #StephenKing
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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*Joker escapes from Gotham*
Damien: I hate that clown.
Dick: He's not a clown.
Damien: I mean he is-
Dick: He's NOT A CLOWN
Damien to Bruce: What's HIS problem?
Bruce: He grew up in a circus. He's got strong opinions about clowns.
#Batman #Robin #Joker
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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chat i sputtered
someone on x posted: @grok This is Jeopardy! Clue: Famously, this man is widely known as "a pedophile with no friends” and @grok truthfully replied: Who is Elon Musk?
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
moodgorning.bsky.social
It's six degrees in my town.
#cold #winter #KevinBacon #SixDegrees #SixDegreesOfSeperationFromKevinBacon
A weather app showing the temperature is six degrees with a picture of Kevin Bacon. The caption says: Did you see the temperature? I can't wait to meet Kevin Bacon!
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
moodgorning.bsky.social
Okay, I'm not aware of any story that addresses it, but there needs to be a #Batman Story where the fact that Dick was raised in a circus and Batman's main villain is a clown. Like, maybe Dick calls in a clown car full of hundreds of clowns that pie Joker and berate him for being a bad clown.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
Than-O's, a perfectly balanced breakfast, as all things should be. Now 50% off.
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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they feed us poison so we buy they cure luckily i love poison it taste good to me
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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A man drinking at a bar puts on his fedora and says "welp, gotta get back to the ol' Ball and Chain. The man opens the doort to his apartment and there is a literal ball and chain situated near the doorway. The man enters the darkened room, illuminated only by the light of the hallway. A pause. The ball and chain says "you've been drinking again, haven't you?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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clause = 📝

claws = 🦞

Claus = 🎅🏻
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
moodgorning.bsky.social
I only ever really think about Jackson Pollock when I'm done in the restroom. I might need less fiber in my diet.
#JacksonPollock #art #fiber
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
moodgorning.bsky.social
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein IS the monster.
#Frankenstein #wisdom #Knowledge
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM