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Saw this book when I was at the library with my kid 😅 No shade intended for the illustrator though, her drawings are in a published book, so she's winning at life (seriously, that's AWESOME) #SaintGeorgeandtheDragon #TrinaSchartHyman #MargaretHodges
Cover of a book entitled: Saint George and the Dragon, retold by Margaret Hodges, illustrated by Trina Schart Hyman, with "Schart Hyman" in a yellow circle. Under the picture, there's a caption that reads: Saw this at the Library. Illustrated by Trina who now?
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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#HeMan #He-Man #Skeletor #SKULL-ator #thoughtful
Picture of He-Man looking thoughtful in bed with the caption: "Shouldn't it be SKULL-ator?" above his head.
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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#BeeSting #Flirt #Kip #NapoleonDynamite
A headline reads Bee sting to the penic can permanently enlarge it. There's a picture of Kip a dorky character from Napoleon Dynamite with his straw in a milkshake. On top of him the words me trying to flirt: y'know, I'm, like, a really bad beekeeper are superimposed on his image.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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#weirddream #TaylorSwift #WernerHerzog #Turkey #Thanksgiving #Tutkeys #Dog #YellowLab
A Facebook post that reads: Just had a dream where I was at Werner Herzog's house for Thanksgiving dinner, and there was this tradition where 2 of the guests were each given a turkey, and one of them had to kill their turkey before a timer ran out or BOTH turkeys would be killed. All the guests would have to do this 2 at a time, and yes, that would mean AT LEAST 5 or so turkeys would be killed for dinner, but dream logic I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️. Anyway, it started with Werner's wife and a young girl who had been invited to the party (she was 12-14ish), but *plot-twist* the girl had been given the family dog, an adorable yellow lab. As the the timer ticks down, the girl grows increasingly desperate, trying to convince the wife to either kill the turkey or trade with her so she can do it. However, the entire time, Werner's wife calmly insists that she has the dog and the girl has the turkey, just straight-up trying to gaslight this child into thinking the dog she's holding is a turkey. The timer runs out, suddenly Werner's wife snaps the turkey's neck, and the girl is just sobbing. Next, everyone else at the table lifts these large silver cloches in front of them, where each of them is supposed to have a live turkey, only to reveal empty plates. The girl was the only one made to do this. The dream then cuts like a movie to the girl in the shower, crying and singing Taylor Swift, the "camera" close-up to her face, revealing her bloodshot eyes.
December 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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#ADHD #LarryDavid #Assumptions #Neurodivergent #Neurotypical
Picture Caption reads: THEM: And remember, when you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me." ME: Okay, I think I understand, I'll assume nothing and ask lots of clarifying questions. THEM: "Why do you ask so many OBVIOUS questions?" and also "Why wouldn't you just do it without being told??? You should *KNOW* that's what you were supposed to do!" Bottom picture of Larry David shrugging labeled as Me:
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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It's six degrees in my town.
#cold #winter #KevinBacon #SixDegrees #SixDegreesOfSeperationFromKevinBacon
A weather app showing the temperature is six degrees with a picture of Kevin Bacon. The caption says: Did you see the temperature? I can't wait to meet Kevin Bacon!
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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#SesameStreet #Bert #Squidward #SpongeBobSquarepants #Mr.Robinson #Gumball #Evolution
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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#miracle #Jesus
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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#testosterone #low-t
Picture of the Golden Girls. Rose is saying have you talked to the doctor about your hormone levels yet? Sophia responds I've got my appointment Friday. Bottom caption reads When dudes in the comments say someone is low-t 🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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ALLbuprofen
#ALLbuprofen #ibuprofen
A bottle of ibuprofen where all the green gelcaps have melted into one large mass, with ALLbuprofen written over top of it multiple times in different fonts
September 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Should give this to them.
A handful of straws reaching out with the caption "Here, it's the straws you ordered."
September 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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30+? Feeling your age? Why not have a bite of the Lovecraftian horror known as the Amalgusprofen? #ibuprofen #amalgusprofen #Lovecraft #Lovecraftian
A melted together mass of ibuprofen gelcaps.
September 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I'm not losing my hair, you're losing YOUR hair #bald #goingbald #MrRogers
Top says when I shave my head to try to hide the fact I'm losing my hair. Followed by picture of Mr. Rogers over a sign that reads "Welcome to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. Established 1968"
September 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Spoiler Warning for Fantastic Four: First Steps #FantasticFour #SpongeBob #Patrick #ReedRichards
Top panel: Reed Richard's face is over Patrick Star's and the caption says Let's take planet Earth Bottom panel: Reed Richard's face is over Patrick Star's and the caption says and push it somewhere else.
August 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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*starts buying tons of frozen shrimp in vain attempt to get shrimp-related powers*
Picture of frozen shrimp with headline More frozen shrimp recalled after possible radioactive contamination, FDA says. From NBC News
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Fantastic Four: First Steps
#FantasticFour #Galactus
Top panel: Galactus says I'll spare your planet. Bottom Panel: Galactus' head has been covered by Fat Bastard's and he says If you let me eat your Baby.
August 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The sequel to Godzilla Minus One: Godzilla Plus One. Godzilla and Mothra go to Ghidorah's wedding (left head is marrying right head).
#Godzilla #GodzillaMinusOne
July 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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#Spongebob #Patrick #IsThisTheKrustyKrab #Bluey #Lucky'sDad
July 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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#HulkHogan
July 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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My fellow gifted kids know #Gifted #GATE #Zim #InvaderZim
Panel one: Gir says weeeee hoo hoo hoo and is labeled as me. Panel two: Zim says umm is it supposed to be stupid? and is labeled as my parents. Panel three: the tallest say it's not stupid, it's advanced and are labeled as the school.
July 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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This is admittedly pretty niche.
#RegularShow #SpongebobSquarepants #meme #Hamboning
June 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I've literally had a headache since Monday #Loki #Marvel #Migraine
May 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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#Men #Women #Females
Meme where Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants says he's just standing there menacingly, modified so it says She's just standing there seductively. Caption above reads: Women will just be existing and men will be like.
May 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Same still from before, but all greetings are marked out and NIGHT is written very large. Gangster's face is now distorted and has four glowing red eyes. Same still from before, but everything is blurry and distorted except for the word filth. The Gangster's head is a blurry skull with two glowing red eyes.
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Same still from before, but most recent greeting crossed out and replaced with morning Same still from before, but all greetings crossed out and replaced with Night. Same still from before, but all greetings crossed out and replaced with morning. Same still from before, but all greetings crossed out and replaced with afternoon. Also, gangster's eyes are glowing red and black goo is dripping from his mouth
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM