Alex!
@monsterriffs.bsky.social
Reluctant attorney and a guy with a lot of interests. Riding bikes as fast as I can, metal/hc, some show photography, lite gaming (analog and digital), graphic design, Orioles, a wife and two great cats.
I mean, I'm sure they got a lot of gooners fantasizing about underboob, but that's probably it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I mean, I'm sure they got a lot of gooners fantasizing about underboob, but that's probably it.
Literally including people who raced the Tour de France *this* year
September 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Literally including people who raced the Tour de France *this* year
BUT WE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE TRAFFIC! BUSINESS WILL SUFFER!! SPORTS IS **ABLEIST**!!!
September 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
BUT WE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE TRAFFIC! BUSINESS WILL SUFFER!! SPORTS IS **ABLEIST**!!!
Man, that was a great video and MTV2 staple. One of the best shows I've seen in my life was seeing them at the Black Cat in DC in April 2002 with Sparta. Geoff was hanging off the pipes in the ceiling and still singing!
August 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Man, that was a great video and MTV2 staple. One of the best shows I've seen in my life was seeing them at the Black Cat in DC in April 2002 with Sparta. Geoff was hanging off the pipes in the ceiling and still singing!
hey man, we went to GW together and have a lot of mutuals and I remember your OG Mastodon t-shirt from the Remission era!
August 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
hey man, we went to GW together and have a lot of mutuals and I remember your OG Mastodon t-shirt from the Remission era!
good luck! I did the same thing earlier this year and we had a blast regardless and I learned a lot for future DMing sessions.
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
good luck! I did the same thing earlier this year and we had a blast regardless and I learned a lot for future DMing sessions.
Even Greco's attorney could barely conceal the fact that he knew what he was saying was complete bullshit. "You mean you've never given a gift to a journalist out of the generosity of your heart??"
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Even Greco's attorney could barely conceal the fact that he knew what he was saying was complete bullshit. "You mean you've never given a gift to a journalist out of the generosity of your heart??"
apparently this guy was a DOJ attorney 😂
August 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
apparently this guy was a DOJ attorney 😂
Reposted by Alex!
By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
By popular demand, the Yakety Sax edit
"Don't be wimpy, chuck a Blimpie!"
"Heroes need a hero"
"Throw a sub, take the dub"
"A sidewinder with a grinder!"
I could go on...
"Heroes need a hero"
"Throw a sub, take the dub"
"A sidewinder with a grinder!"
I could go on...
August 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Don't be wimpy, chuck a Blimpie!"
"Heroes need a hero"
"Throw a sub, take the dub"
"A sidewinder with a grinder!"
I could go on...
"Heroes need a hero"
"Throw a sub, take the dub"
"A sidewinder with a grinder!"
I could go on...
🎉 TRACKS MENTIONED 🎉 Let us also not forget the Edge and the stiffest, paint-thinner G&Ts to exist!
August 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🎉 TRACKS MENTIONED 🎉 Let us also not forget the Edge and the stiffest, paint-thinner G&Ts to exist!
lol nope, there's other tiktoks or reels that show him getting cuffed.
August 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
lol nope, there's other tiktoks or reels that show him getting cuffed.
I semi-recently had a great experience at the Staples on York Rd., so I'm glad to hear its not just at one location!
August 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I semi-recently had a great experience at the Staples on York Rd., so I'm glad to hear its not just at one location!
this sounds like a top-tier merch slogan for the pod!
July 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this sounds like a top-tier merch slogan for the pod!
I met Zach Galifianakis while waiting to clear White House security so we could attend the Greek Independence Day celebration that year with Obama. He and his friend were very nice!
July 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I met Zach Galifianakis while waiting to clear White House security so we could attend the Greek Independence Day celebration that year with Obama. He and his friend were very nice!
CUA Law is crowing about this on socials and it makes me sad/ill because I really enjoyed my education there, but the politics of the institution have become atrocious in the last 10 years or so.
July 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
CUA Law is crowing about this on socials and it makes me sad/ill because I really enjoyed my education there, but the politics of the institution have become atrocious in the last 10 years or so.
lmao, CUA Law is crowing about this on socials
July 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
lmao, CUA Law is crowing about this on socials