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Alex!
@monsterriffs.bsky.social
Reluctant attorney and a guy with a lot of interests. Riding bikes as fast as I can, metal/hc, some show photography, lite gaming (analog and digital), graphic design, Orioles, a wife and two great cats.
"You want an app to have good discussion with people on different issues? It's called 'Go Outside'."
September 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Even Greco's attorney could barely conceal the fact that he knew what he was saying was complete bullshit. "You mean you've never given a gift to a journalist out of the generosity of your heart??"
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I agree with this and also would like to be able to get to NYC in one hour.
April 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Selection of pics from the Coroner / Deceased / Nuclear Tomb show at Metro the other night.

h/t @kaitlinobscura.bsky.social for the much appreciated shooting tips. More pics and content over at @asphedelospress on IG.
March 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It saddens me to see the hard rightward turn that my alma mater has taken since I graduated, and this appointment is really just the installation of a hack to rubber-stamp Musk's gutting of the Department of Education.
February 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
is Mirri the long-lost sibling of my Bibi??
February 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
the back 9 of 2024 saw me getting really into calligraphy and lettering, so figured I’d share some recent output up here.

watercolor illustration on the Festivus card by my wife!
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 AM
A few shots from last Friday's death metal showcase at Metro Gallery, featuring Grotesqueries from Boston, Cavern Womb from Philly, and Ninth Realm from here in the DMV.
December 9, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Like, pretty sure the stupid idea came from this 90s game:
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Figured I’d throw my Spotify wrapped on here as well. Doesn’t reflect any Bandcamp listening, but fairly representative. April’s 90s obsession was because of the Be My Lover dance party at the Ottobar!
December 5, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I would love to print these up as shirts but with a non-AI art.

Also, I found this cool Alexander planter a while back on IG!
November 19, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Hey, I made this! I need a better illustration though bc I have no drawing abilities. A mashup of the metal band Blasphemy:
November 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Most recent show was earlier this week at the Pie Shop in DC:

▪️Slant (hc from Korea!)
▪️Corvo (DC d-beat)

I was far back enough that I felt comfortable using the flash (wasn’t the only one either, so that helped!)
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Had a ton of fun shooting this show at Pie Shop in DC, but was discovering the challenges of adjusting aperture, shutter speed, and ISO settings bc I didn’t want to be the bellend in the front row using a flash.

▪️Funeral Chant
▪️Antichrist Siege Machine
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
The first of the SLR era! A locals(ish) death metal showcase at Metro Gallery with:

▪️Nuclear Tomb
▪️Molder
▪️Goetia
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Tomb Mold came to Metro Gallery in July, so it was another portrait mode opportunity. But this is also where I started to think “hey I actually have a pretty decent SLR, maybe it’s time to start bringing that along…”
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
In my portrait-mode era.

All at Metro Gallery in June:

▪️Vile Ritual
▪️Primitive Warfare
▪️Ares Kingdom
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
This Crypt Sermon show at the Pie Shop in DC marked a turning point when I discovered portrait mode on my phone (AKA USING F-STOPS) would make a significant difference in photo quality!
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Last batch from MDF XIX:

▪️Primordial
▪️Sinmara
▪️Grave Miasma
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
All from MDF XIX earlier this year:

▪️Siege Column
▪️Spectral Wound
▪️Agalloch
▪️Spirit Possession
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Earlier this year:

▪️Negative Plane (Atlas Brewing, DC)
▪️Thantifaxath (Metro Gallery, Balt.)
▪️Chthe’ilist (MDF XIX)
▪️Sodom ‘Agent Orange’ set (MDF XIX)
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Here you go, here I am!
November 17, 2024 at 12:54 AM