Monster Farmer
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Monster Farmer
@monsterfarmer.bsky.social
Father of 2, master of none.
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SWORN TESTIMONY!!!

June 18, 2016
"I personally witnessed defendant trump telling the plaintiff that she shouldn't ever say anything if she didn't want to dissappear like the 12 year old female ⬛️⬛️⬛️ and that he was capable of having her whole family killed."
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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Daylight Saving Time results in “light exposure at the wrong times”, which can harm immune systems and energy levels. #DitchDST
September 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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“Both of them.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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On 14 July 2025, the LIGO-Virgo-KAGRA (LVK) collaboration announced to have detected GW231123, a gravitational wave signal generated by the merger of the two most massive black holes ever observed.

With masses of approximately 100 and 140 times that of the Sun, these cosmic giants

🔭 🧪 #cosmology
July 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'll take the geese over the military all day!
Some ducks have joined one of the #NoKings rallies in Portland, OR!
June 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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“What the heck’s the commissioner of Social Security?"

That's a real question from Frank Bisignano...the commissioner of Social Security.

Millions of Americans depend on Social Security. They should be able to trust that the head of the agency even knows what the job is.
New head of Social Security, hired from Wall Street, tells staff he had to Google the job when he was offered it
Newly sworn-in Social Security chief Frank Bisignano, who previously was a Wall Street executive, told staffers he had to Google the SSA job when it was offered to him.
abcnews.go.com
May 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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At least everyone can agree on today’s lede. 🤡
May 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I want a job tracking wolves just to film them being wolves. Please consider this statement of my desire as my resumé.
The best howls are critically endangered Red Wolf howls 🐺
January 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM