Monster Farmer
monsterfarmer.bsky.social
Monster Farmer
@monsterfarmer.bsky.social
Father of 2, master of none.
If you squeeze an "as much as" in there, I think we're good.
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I feel like this is the 10th time I've seen this story posted. No one's eyes are on Rubio. No one cares about him. He's just another meat shield, an empty vessel for more sinister powers to operate through.
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
On some days, you can also describe me that way.
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Birdwatching!
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Stay tuned for "president raped children, raising significant legal questions."
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You can do it, folks! It's not hard to live without them, and I ain't rich. Haven't used Amazon since 2017. Never been to a Target. Don't even remember the last Wal-Mart I visited. If I can't find the thing from a good source, then it doesn't exist.
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This can't be the play. They have to have a more creative excuse to continue the cover-up. What a disappointing disappointment.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Bread and butter: an underrated snack.
August 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yes. He hacked the entire country. He got what he wanted, and then some.
May 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
JFC stop calling them reciprocal. Trash.
April 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I don't know about y'all, but my heat pump makes for really weird interactions with oil companies. Every time I get a delivery of oil (every two years or so) they get all weird and suspicious like I've been cheating on them.

Even the company that installed the heat pump...🤷
January 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM