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MonsoonPuma
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Native New Yorker, NC Transplant. Starting a new chapter.
The “please like me” energy coming from Kristin Chenowith last night came through the TV screen like Samara at the end of “The Ring”. Trying to win herself back all the support she lost for her gushing over Charlie Kirk.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Zohran Mamdani would have turned Te Kā back into Te Fiti without any help from the Heart of the Ocean.
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Didn’t Charlize Theron win an Oscar for playing Megyn Kelly in “Monster”?

#megynkelly
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Bleppy Barkley on a Sunday afternoon
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My BF is trying to convince me that because of the impending "Beaver Moon" appearance, I have to walk around the house all day bottomless.
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
As a Desi, my sincere hope now that Zohran Mamdani finished his acceptance speech with “Dhoom Machale”, non-Desis will know that we’re capable of making songs aside from “Mundia To Bach Ke Rahi” or “Jai Ho.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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A seeming bit of history tonight as Ghazala Hashmi becomes the first Asian American to win statewide office in Virginia - and the first Muslim woman to win statewide office *anywhere* in the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As a native New Yorker, I am SO bummed out that I couldn’t be a part of my hometown history, but y’all KNOW I’m celebrating in spirit in NC.

This Broadway baby borrowed from one of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s gems:

🎵”Go go go Zohran you know what they say…go go go Zohran you’ll make it some day…”
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For just ONE day (11/4) I wish I could reclaim my New York City residency and vote in the mayoral election tomorrow!!!
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!!
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
For Halloween this year, Barkley’s dressing up as an iPhone Stage Light filter.
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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@jessicatarlov.bsky.social's middle name is 🔥🔥🔥
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As part of our October scary movie series, last night we watched “The Substance” and we both had the same reaction to the end:

“Is that an eyeball or a titty????”
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Barkley wishes a happy Diwali to all those celebrating today!
October 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM