It is impossible to take seriously the words coming out of a mouth that looks unwiped after a huge drink of chocolate milk. I could go in a grosser direction, but I'll keep this one clean.

Marc, thank you for all that you do to help protect our democracy. As a recent NC transplant, it heartens me to know that you're the dog in the fight coming up in our state.

Another member of the "Desis we'd like to throw back into the race draft" club.

I would sooner buy Ozempic from Dollar Tree because I'd trust it more.

This is the right way to use such an image. Not like that awful Ellie Cohanim who tried to use it as a warning to New Yorkers voting for Zohran Mamdani.

Motherf*cker doesn't even drink. Just when you think there's no bottom...

Wirst du mit ihm Fußball spielen? 🤣🤣🤣