MonkeyBrains 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@monkeysbrain.bsky.social
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Thinking or moving to Canada? This was yesterday.
This is the Canadian Premier League soccer finals and we have a bicycle kick goal in the middle of a blizzard … and that’s the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen 😂
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thinking or moving to Canada? This was yesterday.
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For Trump: Seafood towers at Mar-A-Lago
For Americans: Bread lines
For Americans: Bread lines
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
For Trump: Seafood towers at Mar-A-Lago
For Americans: Bread lines
For Americans: Bread lines
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I really recommend Irish craft shop We Make Good. The products are made in Ireland & the shop was set up to support communities in Ireland thru social enterprise. I particularly like this €24 lad. A Christmas present where you make someone happy & support a great cause. More details:
Handmade Hedgehog
Our Handmade Hedgehogs are lovingly crafted in a textile studio that supports people rebuilding their lives. Each hedgehog measures 20 cm and is made from a variety of upcycled fabrics, ranging from s...
wemakegood.ie
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I really recommend Irish craft shop We Make Good. The products are made in Ireland & the shop was set up to support communities in Ireland thru social enterprise. I particularly like this €24 lad. A Christmas present where you make someone happy & support a great cause. More details:
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If the evidence ever comes out,
it will end the GOP
it will end the GOP
If this evidence ever sees the light of day, I want prosecutors, judges, and juries to see it, but I have absolutely no interest in viewing any of it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If the evidence ever comes out,
it will end the GOP
it will end the GOP
Subway should offer deep discounts to Antifa members! (card-carrying only, no posers)
The Sandwich Guy is found NOT GUILTY on all charges! If I were him I would definitely open a sandwich shop.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Subway should offer deep discounts to Antifa members! (card-carrying only, no posers)
Well, what a surprise! /smh
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Well, what a surprise! /smh
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I would just like to ask the Republican Party to please put Stephen Miller in front cameras as much as possible from now until the midterms because he is such a likable & charismatic person with so many amazing & popular ideas for people who aren’t white Christian nationalists.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I would just like to ask the Republican Party to please put Stephen Miller in front cameras as much as possible from now until the midterms because he is such a likable & charismatic person with so many amazing & popular ideas for people who aren’t white Christian nationalists.
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
Some days are much better than others.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Some days are much better than others.
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Republicans got their asses kicked so bad tonight, I would advise all Venezuelan fisherman to stay home for a few days if they can.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Republicans got their asses kicked so bad tonight, I would advise all Venezuelan fisherman to stay home for a few days if they can.
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Popok: The blue states and cities effectively brought the cases. The red states are suffering, and their AGs are sitting on the sidelines. There’s no red state that brought a case. Think about that: not one red state attorney general brought a case to help prevent starvation and suffering. None.
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Popok: The blue states and cities effectively brought the cases. The red states are suffering, and their AGs are sitting on the sidelines. There’s no red state that brought a case. Think about that: not one red state attorney general brought a case to help prevent starvation and suffering. None.
The dunce hats really tell this whole story.
The Lamp Club — an organization for people with Luddite tendencies — is part of a growing ecosystem of groups across the U.S. that encourage people to transform their relationship to technology. nyti.ms/4nxA0tw
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The dunce hats really tell this whole story.
Absolutely GOLD
my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Absolutely GOLD
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Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dear New York, at the very least, please give wonderful Democratic Socialist Mamdani a massive landslide victory so that he has a mandate.
Sorry - this is META REELS - watch if you can/want.
For everyone else it's realistic, dramatic, and powerful message supporting the anonymous healthcare workers who save our lives every day ...
For everyone else it's realistic, dramatic, and powerful message supporting the anonymous healthcare workers who save our lives every day ...
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sorry - this is META REELS - watch if you can/want.
For everyone else it's realistic, dramatic, and powerful message supporting the anonymous healthcare workers who save our lives every day ...
For everyone else it's realistic, dramatic, and powerful message supporting the anonymous healthcare workers who save our lives every day ...
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No surprise that Canadians stayed home and travelled within the country. But overseas visitors up 10% as well. 💪🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
A summer to remember as tourism numbers hit all-time high | CBC News
Canada’s tourism sector generated a record-breaking amount of revenue of between May and August, reaching $59 billion, a six per cent increase compared to the same period last year.
www.cbc.ca
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
No surprise that Canadians stayed home and travelled within the country. But overseas visitors up 10% as well. 💪🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Epic!
I'm having a lot of fun preparing to do my live narration of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow tonight. I haven't been this excited to perform live in a long time.
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Epic!
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
DO NOT CAVE TO ANY PRESSURE - YOU ARE WINNING
DO NOT CAVE TO ANY PRESSURE - YOU ARE WINNING
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
DO NOT CAVE TO ANY PRESSURE - YOU ARE WINNING
DO NOT CAVE TO ANY PRESSURE - YOU ARE WINNING
This 👇
Everyone needs to do this.
Everyone needs to do this.
Blue states should deploy their NG for a specific purpose now to avoid being nationalized. See NM.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This 👇
Everyone needs to do this.
Everyone needs to do this.
The beginning of the end.
Why could neither say "... because Kirby was worse ... ?"
Why could neither say "... because Kirby was worse ... ?"
Ugly. No wonder she married Stephen Miller.
And the non-reaction from @jaketapper.bsky.social is almost more appalling than her racism.
@cnn.com is clearly in a dark place.
And the non-reaction from @jaketapper.bsky.social is almost more appalling than her racism.
@cnn.com is clearly in a dark place.
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The beginning of the end.
Why could neither say "... because Kirby was worse ... ?"
Why could neither say "... because Kirby was worse ... ?"
This is what, I sincerely hope, @mark-carney.bsky.social is avoiding by not rushing.
When the PM says “comprehensive” I believe he also means evenly fair.
When the PM says “comprehensive” I believe he also means evenly fair.
"The EU, the UK, and Japan accepted humiliating, one-sided trade deals, tearing up longstanding principles of international trade, on largely non-economic grounds." Our allies should not do that sort of thing: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-transa...
The ‘Transactional’ Trap
America’s partners shouldn’t think they can deal their way out of Trumpian chaos.
www.thebulwark.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is what, I sincerely hope, @mark-carney.bsky.social is avoiding by not rushing.
When the PM says “comprehensive” I believe he also means evenly fair.
When the PM says “comprehensive” I believe he also means evenly fair.
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So that Mellon guy who gives away cash from his inheritance doesn’t have any left for SNAP?
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So that Mellon guy who gives away cash from his inheritance doesn’t have any left for SNAP?
At this point, really, what's the worst that can happen?
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
At this point, really, what's the worst that can happen?
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Dear @bsky.app, please give us a 5 minute edit function - for the love of our languages and clear communication.
It would make the sky shine a brighter blue.
It would make the sky shine a brighter blue.
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Dear @bsky.app, please give us a 5 minute edit function - for the love of our languages and clear communication.
It would make the sky shine a brighter blue.
It would make the sky shine a brighter blue.