Momorie
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Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
February 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?
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That protest vote isn’t working out so well.
February 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That protest vote isn’t working out so well.
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Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X.
Everybody dies.
Everybody dies.
February 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X.
Everybody dies.
Everybody dies.
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Every day is Christmas for Putin now.
February 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Every day is Christmas for Putin now.
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Anyone who says that money can’t buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. Have a great Wednesday
February 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Anyone who says that money can’t buy happiness has never paid an adoption fee. Have a great Wednesday
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Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Every single one of them deserves PRISON.
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Yes Jasmine! 👏
Jasmine Crockett Says She's Tired Of 'White Tears' From 'Mediocre White Boys' In Blistering Rant
Preach, Jasmine!
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February 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yes Jasmine! 👏
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
February 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
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"He is quite literally incapable of taking responsibility for anything he has done, unless it’s successful."
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January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"He is quite literally incapable of taking responsibility for anything he has done, unless it’s successful."
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In Trump's America, it's open season for criminals. As Trump weakens the FBI, child sex offenders and murderers, pardoned by him, are back on the streets. Crypto scammers are given free rein to operate unchecked. Trump's America will be defined by rampant crime and lawlessness.
February 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
In Trump's America, it's open season for criminals. As Trump weakens the FBI, child sex offenders and murderers, pardoned by him, are back on the streets. Crypto scammers are given free rein to operate unchecked. Trump's America will be defined by rampant crime and lawlessness.
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Since tariffs are a tax on U.S. importers, why do we permit the President to impose them unilaterally without authorization from Congress?
Asking for a nation.
Asking for a nation.
February 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Since tariffs are a tax on U.S. importers, why do we permit the President to impose them unilaterally without authorization from Congress?
Asking for a nation.
Asking for a nation.
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A second plane has gone down in 3 days. Seems like things were safer when DEI was still in place.
February 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A second plane has gone down in 3 days. Seems like things were safer when DEI was still in place.
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man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
man it’d be cool if we could get some precedented times every once in a while
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There is chaos in the White House as Trump tries to cover up his role in all the disasters he has caused in such a short time since entering office.
Trump WH in PANIC MODE as he causes INSTANT DISASTER
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January 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There is chaos in the White House as Trump tries to cover up his role in all the disasters he has caused in such a short time since entering office.
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Well done for making it to the end of January.
Stop whatever you're doing and read a book to reward yourself.
If you don't have a book, then buy one from an indie bookshop, that way you'll be making TWO people happy.
Stop whatever you're doing and read a book to reward yourself.
If you don't have a book, then buy one from an indie bookshop, that way you'll be making TWO people happy.
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Well done for making it to the end of January.
Stop whatever you're doing and read a book to reward yourself.
If you don't have a book, then buy one from an indie bookshop, that way you'll be making TWO people happy.
Stop whatever you're doing and read a book to reward yourself.
If you don't have a book, then buy one from an indie bookshop, that way you'll be making TWO people happy.
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.
But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.
They aren’t firing for a reason.
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You're gonna need a cat on your timeline, I think.
February 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You're gonna need a cat on your timeline, I think.
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Seems like a good time to point out that you can download from the library of congress, and it would be worthwhile to download probably as much as you can while you can
January 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Seems like a good time to point out that you can download from the library of congress, and it would be worthwhile to download probably as much as you can while you can
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Let me say this clearly. The tariffs are a money grab. Less money in the hands of the American people due to the new 25% tax on goods. More money to distribute to his cronies in the form of tax cuts.
See how it works?
See how it works?
January 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Let me say this clearly. The tariffs are a money grab. Less money in the hands of the American people due to the new 25% tax on goods. More money to distribute to his cronies in the form of tax cuts.
See how it works?
See how it works?
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ICE just adopted new policies making it harder for Congress to prevent deportations, per memo leaked to me:
January 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ICE just adopted new policies making it harder for Congress to prevent deportations, per memo leaked to me:
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It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
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Looks like conservatives don't mind cancel culture when it benefits them.
TV Meteorologist Ousted From CBS Station After Slamming Musk's Nazi-Like Salute On Instagram
Wait, I thought conservatives hated cancel culture 🤔
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January 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Looks like conservatives don't mind cancel culture when it benefits them.
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On this 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, it’s horrifying to see the precursors of the Holocaust happening in real time in our own country right now.
January 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
On this 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, it’s horrifying to see the precursors of the Holocaust happening in real time in our own country right now.