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molly
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i think
Could a bug sit on a cloud
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
you ever just find yourself in a geodynamic situation...
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Penguins are like if birds were fish
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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On the museum’s Yelp page leaving a review for each individual fossil
September 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
cousins are one of the main types of people
August 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
i love my magic glass brick (phone)
August 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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one thing I’ve learned about organisms is that they love to adapt to the constraints of their environment
August 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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when donkey from shrek said "im making waffles" i lowkey felt that shit
August 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
taking your feelings out at the gym rly doesn't work when you're putting in reps on the bosu ball
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
idgaf about ai superintelligence til i can ask it questions like "do i own a frisbee and where the hell is it"
August 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
exponential quad-athalon where you ride a unicycle, bicycle, skateboard, then inline skates
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Sometimes bugs turn into different kinds of bugs when you're not looking
July 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
they did grapes so dirty with raisins
July 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
at the gym listening to brown noise
July 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
public nudity should be legal if you are walking back from the laundromat
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i can't wait to cook my groceries this week #affirmations
June 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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hedge maze ideas for second floor 300 square foot studio apartments
June 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ants are probably some of the smallest creatures
June 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
chomping through an entire bag of baby carrots on amtrak like the menace i am
June 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
converting my zip-off pants at new york city penn station
June 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
facially recognizing your girl
June 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
missing sentence diagramming like a mf this morning
June 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
mopping can feel soooo cinderella sometimes
June 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
money spread with charmin ultra soft
May 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
companies should market tennis balls with the slogan "awesome smelling balls"
May 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM