mojojojokes
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can I be mean for a second
speech by congressman Eric Swalwell at the no kings in Sacramento / 10.18 #nokings #sacramento
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
speech by congressman Eric Swalwell at the no kings in Sacramento / 10.18 #nokings #sacramento
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We’re going to have to call them white holes aren’t we
NASA workers were told to "drop everything" and spend their time scrubbing mentions of women in leadership, indigenous people, and environmental justice from the web: www.404media.co/nasa-dei-dro...
Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites
"This is a drop everything and reprioritize your day request," a directive "per NASA HQ direction" stated.
www.404media.co
February 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We’re going to have to call them white holes aren’t we
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Using a two-month-old photo of Musk because he's with his kid and it makes him look loving or cute is a choice by an unnamed Washington Post editor who is working on behalf of Jeff Bezos to soften the image of a fascist takeover
February 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Using a two-month-old photo of Musk because he's with his kid and it makes him look loving or cute is a choice by an unnamed Washington Post editor who is working on behalf of Jeff Bezos to soften the image of a fascist takeover
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
having a 630 am meeting and no one is bringing up how the sky is falling………interesting
January 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
having a 630 am meeting and no one is bringing up how the sky is falling………interesting
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Danielle isn’t playing as a traitor or a faithful but as a third secret game we don’t know about yet bc how else do you explain any of the shenanigans from this ep #traitors
January 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Danielle isn’t playing as a traitor or a faithful but as a third secret game we don’t know about yet bc how else do you explain any of the shenanigans from this ep #traitors
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TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye
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I’m begging y’all to pls stop taking life advice from anyone who promotes themself on nick viall’s podcast
January 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m begging y’all to pls stop taking life advice from anyone who promotes themself on nick viall’s podcast
My jaw unclenched when I saw this
January 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My jaw unclenched when I saw this
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Microdosing hell by living in America
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Microdosing hell by living in America
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defector: fascist fucker gives nazi salute
new york times: at trump’s inauguration, a curious salutation
new york times: at trump’s inauguration, a curious salutation
January 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
defector: fascist fucker gives nazi salute
new york times: at trump’s inauguration, a curious salutation
new york times: at trump’s inauguration, a curious salutation
highly recommend disassociating from reality by going all in on birds #boardgames
January 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
highly recommend disassociating from reality by going all in on birds #boardgames
January 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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GRILLED THREESE
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
GRILLED THREESE
maga: hey baby are you the rule of law bc I’d love to violate you sometime 😏😏😏
January 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
maga: hey baby are you the rule of law bc I’d love to violate you sometime 😏😏😏
jk
glass half full moment: don’t have to worry about accidentally watching a horrible little clip from a Dear Media Podcast today #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
jk
I poured bad milk into the coffee and now these floating chunks ARE MOCKING MEEE how much can I take in one weekend god
a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
ALT: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I poured bad milk into the coffee and now these floating chunks ARE MOCKING MEEE how much can I take in one weekend god
Yes pls let’s hear your joke about Kesha’s song tiKtoK that’s actually about the TikTok ban I’m sure it’s very hilarious and original
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yes pls let’s hear your joke about Kesha’s song tiKtoK that’s actually about the TikTok ban I’m sure it’s very hilarious and original
okay it’s time you freaks met my second cat — cat two, aka catatouille. Fun fact: he doesn’t know how to meow (he screams)
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
okay it’s time you freaks met my second cat — cat two, aka catatouille. Fun fact: he doesn’t know how to meow (he screams)