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The spouse had a slight misunderstanding regarding cooking times. It is not 30 minutes, but 30 minutes per pound until done.
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The spouse had a slight misunderstanding regarding cooking times. It is not 30 minutes, but 30 minutes per pound until done.
As the kids get older, Christmas morning gets later. Looking forward to Christmas afternoon.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
As the kids get older, Christmas morning gets later. Looking forward to Christmas afternoon.
Got a Thanksgiving e-card from my kid's tutor. I would show it to my wife, but she might remember that I am supposed to make the Christmas cards.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Got a Thanksgiving e-card from my kid's tutor. I would show it to my wife, but she might remember that I am supposed to make the Christmas cards.
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September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This print was added to our store by popular demand.
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ORIGINAL COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...
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A restless sleeper has met the restless bed. This ICU bed fidgets more than I do.
August 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
A restless sleeper has met the restless bed. This ICU bed fidgets more than I do.
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I love when the Similar Shots photos montage is just a bunch of blurry photos that my data hoarding self should have deleted but didn't.
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love when the Similar Shots photos montage is just a bunch of blurry photos that my data hoarding self should have deleted but didn't.
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He is risen
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He is risen
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Spring is here, spring is here!
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? ‘Course you do
(I’m going to go poison some pigeons in the park now.)
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? ‘Course you do
(I’m going to go poison some pigeons in the park now.)
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Spring is here, spring is here!
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? ‘Course you do
(I’m going to go poison some pigeons in the park now.)
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? ‘Course you do
(I’m going to go poison some pigeons in the park now.)
"Who are these people, what is going on, and what are they trying to sell" , my son on the Superbowl ads.
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Who are these people, what is going on, and what are they trying to sell" , my son on the Superbowl ads.
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queen did not mince a single word www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
queen did not mince a single word www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The advantage of having teenagers on Christmas is that I no longer have to stay up to wrap presents. I just do it in the morning/afternoon when they are still asleep.
December 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The advantage of having teenagers on Christmas is that I no longer have to stay up to wrap presents. I just do it in the morning/afternoon when they are still asleep.
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Now that the eclipse has passed, we can go back to staring at the Sun without those annoying glasses like we usually do.
April 8, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Now that the eclipse has passed, we can go back to staring at the Sun without those annoying glasses like we usually do.
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Reminding all y'all that it's just that easy.
(Also reminding all y'all that Transgender Visibility Day always happens on March 31st.)
(Also reminding all y'all that Transgender Visibility Day always happens on March 31st.)
March 31, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Reminding all y'all that it's just that easy.
(Also reminding all y'all that Transgender Visibility Day always happens on March 31st.)
(Also reminding all y'all that Transgender Visibility Day always happens on March 31st.)
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Making dinner for the family tonight. It is always a surprise, will I follow the recipe, which ingredients will I randomly forget and/or substitute, will I remember which recipe goes with which dish? Answers :sort of, salt, no
November 27, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Making dinner for the family tonight. It is always a surprise, will I follow the recipe, which ingredients will I randomly forget and/or substitute, will I remember which recipe goes with which dish? Answers :sort of, salt, no
Modern holiday tradition :Spending 30 minutes trying to figure out which streaming app has the parade, realizing none of yours do, and breaking out the antenna to try and get a signal. Just like old times.
November 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Modern holiday tradition :Spending 30 minutes trying to figure out which streaming app has the parade, realizing none of yours do, and breaking out the antenna to try and get a signal. Just like old times.
My status right now: laying in bed, eating homemade donuts, playing with cats.
October 10, 2023 at 8:30 PM
My status right now: laying in bed, eating homemade donuts, playing with cats.