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The spouse had a slight misunderstanding regarding cooking times. It is not 30 minutes, but 30 minutes per pound until done.
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
As the kids get older, Christmas morning gets later. Looking forward to Christmas afternoon.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Got a Thanksgiving e-card from my kid's tutor. I would show it to my wife, but she might remember that I am supposed to make the Christmas cards.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This print was added to our store by popular demand.

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September 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A restless sleeper has met the restless bed. This ICU bed fidgets more than I do.
August 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love when the Similar Shots photos montage is just a bunch of blurry photos that my data hoarding self should have deleted but didn't.
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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He is risen
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Spring is here, spring is here!
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? ‘Course you do

(I’m going to go poison some pigeons in the park now.)
Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Who are these people, what is going on, and what are they trying to sell" , my son on the Superbowl ads.
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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queen did not mince a single word www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The advantage of having teenagers on Christmas is that I no longer have to stay up to wrap presents. I just do it in the morning/afternoon when they are still asleep.
December 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Okay.
November 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Now that the eclipse has passed, we can go back to staring at the Sun without those annoying glasses like we usually do.
April 8, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Reminding all y'all that it's just that easy.

(Also reminding all y'all that Transgender Visibility Day always happens on March 31st.)
March 31, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Y’ALL!!!
March 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Making dinner for the family tonight. It is always a surprise, will I follow the recipe, which ingredients will I randomly forget and/or substitute, will I remember which recipe goes with which dish? Answers :sort of, salt, no
November 27, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Modern holiday tradition :Spending 30 minutes trying to figure out which streaming app has the parade, realizing none of yours do, and breaking out the antenna to try and get a signal. Just like old times.
November 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
My status right now: laying in bed, eating homemade donuts, playing with cats.
October 10, 2023 at 8:30 PM