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mojoawesome.bsky.social
@mojoawesome.bsky.social
My wife hates turkey so we have had duck for the last 20 years. No regrets.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If we are thinking of the same person, he was underage and used a voice modulator to make his voice deeper. Sometimes all you need to do is ask.
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
...A superlative suggestion, sir. With just two minor flaws.

One, we don't have any defensive shields.

And two, we don't have any defensive shields.

Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought that it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice.
a robot says i 'm fine thank you susan in a dark room
ALT: a robot says i 'm fine thank you susan in a dark room
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October 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This reads like a Grandpa Simpson letter.
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Where is the bowl from?
September 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Targ

Targ who?

TARG-DAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!!!

(third time posting this cause I keep seeing errors)
August 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I hate using the BBQ to cook anything. We get old and grow and learn.
July 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I thought it was like sunglasses. It was hot everywhere in the jungle and must have been bright as hell to him.
June 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The water marks and discolorations act as fingerprint.
June 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
One them required health insurance.
May 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
a sign that says no boat on it
ALT: a sign that says no boat on it
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March 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It doesn't look like it fits as well on Harry as it does Picard. I bet it was in the wardrobe and they gator clipped where they could and gave it to Harry.
March 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I think it is common to except a Razzie now. It is just another form of marketing the movie and the star's brand.
January 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM