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MoJake
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They/them, Robot Babysitter, pinball tech, and shameless furry garbage.
Course 2: tradition.

Cornish game hen, brined with honey and rosmery.

Brussels sprouts, roasted in balsamic, soy sauce, and red pepper flakes.

Mashed golden potatoes, with shallots and thyme.

Cranberry sauce with horseradish and pinot grigio.

Home made rolls.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Course 1: Egg Toast.

Pan fried hash brown, American cheese product, fried cured pork shoulder, fried kale, over easy egg.

Diners will appreciate the complexity of textures that are capable in familiar ingredients.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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more like Big The Crap
wait more like Miles "Fails" Prowers
wait more like Rouge The Bad
wait more like Vector the Crocopile (of shit)
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Reposting the tangentially relevant meme.
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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anyway
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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BREAKING: Big moment as CDC staff stage a mass walkout.

They have lined the street outside its HQ to greet and salute the four top officials who have resigned in protest at RFK Jr’s attack on the agency’s science base.

(🎥 AP)
August 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yo, look how good I am at holding balls.

(Also I am super mature)
August 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look at these lazy dorks.

#cats
July 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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He pardoned EVERY SINGLE PERSON... I won't hold my breath for people to be outraged.
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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This holiday, give your loved ones the greatest gift of all: a pre-order for my book, "How a Game Lives."

We made this extremely normal card so you can deliver the good news! www.lostincult.co.uk/howagamelive...
November 29, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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🥜
November 8, 2024 at 12:14 PM
What a threatening apex predator.

#Cat
October 13, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Roblox doesn’t need to exist. They decided to get into the business of making money off children. It should be hard to make money off kids, and punishments for screwing up should be scary. Neither are true. A rant over at @crossplayblog.bsky.social patrickklepek.substack.com/p/a-new-repo...
A New Report on Roblox Is Damning, Disturbing, And Should Be a Wake Up Call
Outliers or not, it suggests Roblox has not done nearly enough to keep kids safe.
patrickklepek.substack.com
October 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Morning folks! Do you like supporting artists?

Do you wanna reward people’s efforts for having the bravery to put themselves out there and try to change the world?

Cause I do! And that’s why I decided to support this artist and you can too!

www.artpal.com/hjohn8325
John Hinckley
Art gallery of John Hinckley. Buy Paintings & Prints.
www.artpal.com
July 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Would you believe me if I said it was my first eggplant parm?
May 12, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Saw the tiny apex predators we keep around for our amusement going at it under an old cat box.

Saw the critter they wanted and HOLY HECK that’s a big lizard!

Guess it’s finally time to clean this cat box that got got in the winter storms. Otherwise the beasts vs kabolds war will happen.
May 10, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Hecking rude Dragon’s Dogma!
March 22, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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February 13, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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Your reminder the organization behind those Christian "He Gets Us" ads you'll see during the Super Bowl also gives tens of millions of dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, the far-right lawyers who overturned Roe and write most of the anti-trans laws in the country
Non-profit rebranding Jesus for Gen Z also funds hate group
The Servant Foundation, known for its He Gets Us ad campaign, is the main funder for Alliance Defending Freedom
www.opendemocracy.net
February 11, 2024 at 6:47 PM