It’s me, Jen.
@moistpork.bsky.social
I like snacks. And I’ll probably post about my Frenchie often. Make me laugh, I dare you.
I’m not interested.
That’s it. That’s the whole post.
That’s it. That’s the whole post.
December 11, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I’m not interested.
That’s it. That’s the whole post.
That’s it. That’s the whole post.
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I’ve reported on homelessness for years and met many, many people who have found themselves in awful situations
Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat
Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat
December 11, 2024 at 8:29 AM
I’ve reported on homelessness for years and met many, many people who have found themselves in awful situations
Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat
Every single one of them had more decency and integrity than this privileged plutocrat
Future archaeologists are going to look back on this time and wonder what was up with all the damn water bottles.
December 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Future archaeologists are going to look back on this time and wonder what was up with all the damn water bottles.
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Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.
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Fridays are for fuckin
December 9, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Fridays are for fuckin
Sometimes, you just need to curl up in a cozy spot by the heater and shut the world out.
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Sometimes, you just need to curl up in a cozy spot by the heater and shut the world out.
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If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
December 4, 2024 at 10:14 PM
If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, it isn’t getting any fucking better.
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, it isn’t getting any fucking better.
Am I the only one who doesn’t use Spotify?
December 5, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Am I the only one who doesn’t use Spotify?
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There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 AM
There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life
@goingmedieval.bsky.social Dr Eleanor! I can’t believe I found another GM stan. He’s my forever favorite. And my mom’s name was Eleanor. So you now rank up there with the best of the best for me. As my mom would say, “Keep on truckin!”
December 5, 2024 at 12:56 AM
@goingmedieval.bsky.social Dr Eleanor! I can’t believe I found another GM stan. He’s my forever favorite. And my mom’s name was Eleanor. So you now rank up there with the best of the best for me. As my mom would say, “Keep on truckin!”
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If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
December 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.
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Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.
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Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.
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I honestly - not even joking - will think less of you as a person if you do the Whamageddon thing. Have some respect for the voice of an angel, a true comrade, and a song whose proceeds all go to charity. It's a stone cold banger. Go get mad at Paul McCartney.
December 1, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I honestly - not even joking - will think less of you as a person if you do the Whamageddon thing. Have some respect for the voice of an angel, a true comrade, and a song whose proceeds all go to charity. It's a stone cold banger. Go get mad at Paul McCartney.
Shout out to all the people still trying to choke down some turkey. It’s Sunday, man. Let it go.
December 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Shout out to all the people still trying to choke down some turkey. It’s Sunday, man. Let it go.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
Live. Love. Laugh. Drink. Cry. Eat a burrito. Dance with your cats. Wake up on the couch with no pants on.
November 30, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Live. Love. Laugh. Drink. Cry. Eat a burrito. Dance with your cats. Wake up on the couch with no pants on.
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I'm just a man standing in front of the sink and all the cupboards you're trying to get into
November 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I'm just a man standing in front of the sink and all the cupboards you're trying to get into
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If u like dog head tilts I got the stuff
November 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM
If u like dog head tilts I got the stuff
Na na na na na na na na…BAT EARS!
November 30, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Na na na na na na na na…BAT EARS!
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A future conversation...
"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"
"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."
"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"
"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
A future conversation...
"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"
"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."
"Dad, how could people want things to be so bad?"
"Well son, we used the internet mostly for porn and screaming our feelings. When it came time to look up things like "fascism" and "tariffs" I'm afraid it was a bridge too far for most."
Nothing screams “Thanksgiving” like sitting on the couch, watching murder shows and drinking wine, instead of cooking. That’s tomorrow’s problem. *cheers*
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Nothing screams “Thanksgiving” like sitting on the couch, watching murder shows and drinking wine, instead of cooking. That’s tomorrow’s problem. *cheers*