Mario Santana
@modsant.bsky.social
mostly dad rock jokes 🎸volunteer audio engineer at WFMU 🎛️ i punch up & to the right ☭ nyc
www.thelifeonmars.com
www.thelifeonmars.com
new term just dropped for using a device that hasn’t broken yet
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
new term just dropped for using a device that hasn’t broken yet
today Zohran Mamdani endorsed Hakeem Jeffries (AIPAC Shakur) for Majority Leader 🤠 #thanksgiving week remindee, Democrats only exist to push you RIGHT 🇺🇸
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
today Zohran Mamdani endorsed Hakeem Jeffries (AIPAC Shakur) for Majority Leader 🤠 #thanksgiving week remindee, Democrats only exist to push you RIGHT 🇺🇸
remember folks, turkey contains tryptophan which, in large amounts, may make you too tired to argue with family 🤠🦃
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
remember folks, turkey contains tryptophan which, in large amounts, may make you too tired to argue with family 🤠🦃
imagine Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being more progressive than the Democratic Party ☕️
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
imagine Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, and Marjorie Taylor Greene being more progressive than the Democratic Party ☕️
amazing seeing Trump fascinated with anyone over 18
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
amazing seeing Trump fascinated with anyone over 18
Finally some unity 🇺🇸
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Finally some unity 🇺🇸
tic-tock-to new #TheLifeonMars music y’all! safe travels this holiday and keep us on standby ✈️🦃 www.thelifeonmars.com #IntoTheBlue #dadrock #tgif #NoAI
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
tic-tock-to new #TheLifeonMars music y’all! safe travels this holiday and keep us on standby ✈️🦃 www.thelifeonmars.com #IntoTheBlue #dadrock #tgif #NoAI
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So? It’s legal. The system isn’t broken and you are a Dem Party PAC whose sole purpose is to maintain that duopoly. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social is nothing more than rage bait.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So? It’s legal. The system isn’t broken and you are a Dem Party PAC whose sole purpose is to maintain that duopoly. @moreperfectunion.bsky.social is nothing more than rage bait.
Without Data Centers, GDP Growth was 0.1% the First Half of 2025 - Fortune
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Without Data Centers, GDP Growth was 0.1% the First Half of 2025 - Fortune
final countdown to new @thelifeonmarsnyc music!⏱️ shoutout to my cuzzo @mattshepherd3 who, like me, always got in trouble at school for doodling too much 🎨 thelifeonmars.com 💫
#thefinalcountdown #thelifeonmars #humpday
#thefinalcountdown #thelifeonmars #humpday
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
final countdown to new @thelifeonmarsnyc music!⏱️ shoutout to my cuzzo @mattshepherd3 who, like me, always got in trouble at school for doodling too much 🎨 thelifeonmars.com 💫
#thefinalcountdown #thelifeonmars #humpday
#thefinalcountdown #thelifeonmars #humpday
The Case for Deleting Your New York Times Subscription Has Never Been Stronger. ☕️
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The Case for Deleting Your New York Times Subscription Has Never Been Stronger. ☕️
Lmao literally the only purpose these people serve is controlled opposition
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Lmao literally the only purpose these people serve is controlled opposition
honing my jiujitsu skills early 🥊🥖🥦🧈 #blackfriday
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
honing my jiujitsu skills early 🥊🥖🥦🧈 #blackfriday
“Good morning class! Let’s open our books to chapter 3.” 📚🍎✏️
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Good morning class! Let’s open our books to chapter 3.” 📚🍎✏️
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads,” ☢️ #backtothefuture #hueylewis
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads,” ☢️ #backtothefuture #hueylewis
“Armistice Day has become Veterans Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans Day is not. So I will throw Veterans Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things” - happy b’day #KurtVonnegut 🎈 #ArmisticeDay #JimiHendrix
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Armistice Day has become Veterans Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans Day is not. So I will throw Veterans Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things” - happy b’day #KurtVonnegut 🎈 #ArmisticeDay #JimiHendrix
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!
while MAGA is shrieking about Zohran Mamdani being a jihadist Islamist about to impose sharia law, Trump warmly welcomes a former Al Qaeda leader designated a terrorist to the White House 🙃🇺🇸 #VeteransDay #maga
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
while MAGA is shrieking about Zohran Mamdani being a jihadist Islamist about to impose sharia law, Trump warmly welcomes a former Al Qaeda leader designated a terrorist to the White House 🙃🇺🇸 #VeteransDay #maga
Yeah, the future isn't some young dude fresh off inspiring a historic win against all odds, whose only scandal is being right too early.
It's the guy who volunteered for the Israeli army, covered up a murder, supports corporate tax cuts, and sided with the far-right on Covid 👍
It's the guy who volunteered for the Israeli army, covered up a murder, supports corporate tax cuts, and sided with the far-right on Covid 👍
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yeah, the future isn't some young dude fresh off inspiring a historic win against all odds, whose only scandal is being right too early.
It's the guy who volunteered for the Israeli army, covered up a murder, supports corporate tax cuts, and sided with the far-right on Covid 👍
It's the guy who volunteered for the Israeli army, covered up a murder, supports corporate tax cuts, and sided with the far-right on Covid 👍
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I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I don't know if anyone ever considered this before but I think we should have a left wing party in the United States. Just my opinion
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage