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Mario Santana
@modsant.bsky.social
mostly dad rock jokes 🎸volunteer audio engineer at WFMU 🎛️ i punch up & to the right ☭ nyc
www.thelifeonmars.com
new term just dropped for using a device that hasn’t broken yet
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
today Zohran Mamdani endorsed Hakeem Jeffries (AIPAC Shakur) for Majority Leader 🤠 #thanksgiving week remindee, Democrats only exist to push you RIGHT 🇺🇸
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
remember folks, turkey contains tryptophan which, in large amounts, may make you too tired to argue with family 🤠🦃
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
tic-tock-to new #TheLifeonMars music y’all! safe travels this holiday and keep us on standby ✈️🦃 www.thelifeonmars.com #IntoTheBlue #dadrock #tgif #NoAI
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Without Data Centers, GDP Growth was 0.1% the First Half of 2025 - Fortune
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
final countdown to new @thelifeonmarsnyc music!⏱️ shoutout to my cuzzo @mattshepherd3 who, like me, always got in trouble at school for doodling too much 🎨 thelifeonmars.com 💫
#thefinalcountdown #thelifeonmars #humpday
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Case for Deleting Your New York Times Subscription Has Never Been Stronger. ☕️
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Lmao literally the only purpose these people serve is controlled opposition
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
honing my jiujitsu skills early 🥊🥖🥦🧈 #blackfriday
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Good morning class! Let’s open our books to chapter 3.” 📚🍎✏️
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
forgot my phone again 🪠 have a great weekend, normal people 💫 #tgif
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
NYC is already improving 🙌❤️‍🔥 #gettingbetter #beatles #nyc
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads,” ☢️ #backtothefuture #hueylewis
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
spare! 🎳❄️
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Armistice Day has become Veterans Day. Armistice Day was sacred. Veterans Day is not. So I will throw Veterans Day over my shoulder. Armistice Day I will keep. I don’t want to throw away any sacred things” - happy b’day #KurtVonnegut 🎈 #ArmisticeDay #JimiHendrix
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
where’s my money?!
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
while MAGA is shrieking about Zohran Mamdani being a jihadist Islamist about to impose sharia law, Trump warmly welcomes a former Al Qaeda leader designated a terrorist to the White House 🙃🇺🇸 #VeteransDay #maga
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yeah, the future isn't some young dude fresh off inspiring a historic win against all odds, whose only scandal is being right too early.

It's the guy who volunteered for the Israeli army, covered up a murder, supports corporate tax cuts, and sided with the far-right on Covid 👍
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It’s tempting to characterize Democrats always caving to Republicans, but when it happens over & over again, you wake up & eventually realize it’s more sinister. Dems are COLLUDING with Republicans because they serve the same donors & same corrupt system as them 🤠 thnx for attending my TEDTalk ☕️ 🥞
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fun fact: Peter McCallister could afford this home plus take 15 ppl on a trip to Paris because he switched from a 30-year mortgage to a 50-year mortgage 🇺🇸 #themoreyouknow #winning
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
China: 90% homeowner rate
US: “Best we can do is a 50 year mortgage”
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hear me out…
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
always appreciate these folks putting in their two cents 👍
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“the camera adds 10 pounds” - *typed on my phone made in China*
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Telly Savalas had it figured out back in the 70s while us mere mortals can only hope to keep up. #tgif folks ❤️‍🔥
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM