ModernShartist
@modernshartist.bsky.social
Bluesky invitee & black belt in jackassery.
I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it.
I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it.
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I got booted from Twitter 6 months ago for calling Musk a bitch exactly 8 times in replies to his posts. Free speech absolutist indeed.
In addition to muting accounts that show me their dinner, I've also expanded the silencing to those that describe what they made.
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
In addition to muting accounts that show me their dinner, I've also expanded the silencing to those that describe what they made.
Damn, Isiah Whitlock Jr. dying just hit me in my feels...time for another The Wire rewatch.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a courtroom .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a courtroom .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Damn, Isiah Whitlock Jr. dying just hit me in my feels...time for another The Wire rewatch.
I'm now muting people that show me their food.
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm now muting people that show me their food.
I'd rather not get a beejer at all than receive a lackluster one.
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'd rather not get a beejer at all than receive a lackluster one.
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
You must refuse illegal orders.
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He's crying to Sean because @drannieandrews.com is raising more money than he is and is going to
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He's crying to Sean because @drannieandrews.com is raising more money than he is and is going to
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼
drannieandrews.com/donate
No one in America is giving me credit for being the first one to this take...so I will.
Is that a shaved Grandma vajajay on his neck or am I crazy?
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
No one in America is giving me credit for being the first one to this take...so I will.
Translation: "We just read the 1st draft and there's no way in hell we're putting this report out there on our letter head."
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/c...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/c...
Exxon Sues California Over New Climate Disclosure Laws
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Translation: "We just read the 1st draft and there's no way in hell we're putting this report out there on our letter head."
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/c...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/c...
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A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
Is that a shaved Grandma vajajay on his neck or am I crazy?
August 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Is that a shaved Grandma vajajay on his neck or am I crazy?
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Paxton’s wife left him because he had a wandering eye.
July 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Paxton’s wife left him because he had a wandering eye.
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one hit me in the feels today
What a needle dicked little cunt of a man.
I doubt anyone will see me post, but this needs to be known... if you have a visible following please repost 💙🔥💙
Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
June 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What a needle dicked little cunt of a man.
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My mood when it comes to the National Guard and the Marines’ invasion of LA…
June 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My mood when it comes to the National Guard and the Marines’ invasion of LA…
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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two men in the epstein files fighting about who is more in the epstein files go girls go
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
two men in the epstein files fighting about who is more in the epstein files go girls go
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If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
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Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.
this is the skeet we deserve
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this is the skeet we deserve
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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
theonion.com
June 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
The Stephen Miller of cats.
June 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The Stephen Miller of cats.