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it's funny if you know that I have one arm
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· Sep 28
She took my arm. I don’t know how it happened.
I wish everyone who spat on the ground went to actual jail
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I wish everyone who spat on the ground went to actual jail
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
Saw The Devil Wears Prada for the first time yesterday. Loved seeing all the early-aughts fashion and makeup but everything else about the movie pissed me off so bad lol.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Saw The Devil Wears Prada for the first time yesterday. Loved seeing all the early-aughts fashion and makeup but everything else about the movie pissed me off so bad lol.
The word “warm” does to me what the word “moist” allegedly does to so many.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The word “warm” does to me what the word “moist” allegedly does to so many.
Idk, seems like the ICE agents are actually pretty qualified for what they’ve been asked to do.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Idk, seems like the ICE agents are actually pretty qualified for what they’ve been asked to do.
actually a lot of cool books don’t have chapters
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
actually a lot of cool books don’t have chapters
Idk I kinda like that part. The previous sentence is incoherent though.
“bloo a bloo bloo a bloo” has to be a bit, right
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Idk I kinda like that part. The previous sentence is incoherent though.
My beautiful racehorse Konica Minolta hates me and wants me dead.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My beautiful racehorse Konica Minolta hates me and wants me dead.
Be My Victim, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Be My Victim, Charlie Brown
The cats are having what we call “best friends chair time” (to the tune of Good Day, Sunshine) whilst executing a pose called “spooning the shrimp.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The cats are having what we call “best friends chair time” (to the tune of Good Day, Sunshine) whilst executing a pose called “spooning the shrimp.”
I’m a PhD dropout, and there are a lot of reasons for that, but litigious student bullshit is definitely one of them.
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m a PhD dropout, and there are a lot of reasons for that, but litigious student bullshit is definitely one of them.
don’t talk about “snore-blocking sleepbuds” like it’s a thing
My favorite snore-blocking sleepbuds are down to their lowest price
My favorite snore-blocking sleepbuds are down to their lowest price for Cyber Monday
More Zs for fewer $s
buff.ly
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
don’t talk about “snore-blocking sleepbuds” like it’s a thing
I love googling a food while I’m eating it. Teach me about the health benefits of cinnamon while I eat this oatmeal.
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I love googling a food while I’m eating it. Teach me about the health benefits of cinnamon while I eat this oatmeal.
New Eddie Pepitone special is the white hot catharsis of peeing with a UTI—burning, yet cleansing.
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
New Eddie Pepitone special is the white hot catharsis of peeing with a UTI—burning, yet cleansing.
Not reskeeting that stupid New Yorker piece but how come we never talk about how CK’s actions damaged the industry as a whole? Or how men in general use sexual harassment to weed out their female competitors?
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not reskeeting that stupid New Yorker piece but how come we never talk about how CK’s actions damaged the industry as a whole? Or how men in general use sexual harassment to weed out their female competitors?
I only ever saw Season 1 of Stranger Things. I found it mean-spirited and lacking the charm of the ‘80s media it tries to emulate. Has all the components to be fun and yet is not fun.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I only ever saw Season 1 of Stranger Things. I found it mean-spirited and lacking the charm of the ‘80s media it tries to emulate. Has all the components to be fun and yet is not fun.
my kingdom for a 3/4 sleeve fitted boat neck tee
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my kingdom for a 3/4 sleeve fitted boat neck tee
that’s so many people who I functionally agree with but can’t bring myself to interact with bc they post like God from the Bible
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
that’s so many people who I functionally agree with but can’t bring myself to interact with bc they post like God from the Bible
I've never heard of anyone saying stuff like this about Grant O'Brien, who is equally open about his sexuality. Wonder what the difference is there...hrrmmm.
AHT! AHT! We not deleting after you finally got me to address this. You got your statement. Live with it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I've never heard of anyone saying stuff like this about Grant O'Brien, who is equally open about his sexuality. Wonder what the difference is there...hrrmmm.
Thinking about trying out this whole "having discipline" thing but worried it'll eat into my maladaptive daydreaming time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Thinking about trying out this whole "having discipline" thing but worried it'll eat into my maladaptive daydreaming time.
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
Wicked is just “what if I was your Republican roommate…and we were both girls?”
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wicked is just “what if I was your Republican roommate…and we were both girls?”
It has come to my attention that many last night were making Silly Posts on my good Marxist website. *shaking my head sadly at the profligate souls of the People*
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It has come to my attention that many last night were making Silly Posts on my good Marxist website. *shaking my head sadly at the profligate souls of the People*