In the past year I’ve been relearning how to be alone. Large, toxic college friend-group dumped me after I broke up with their golden boy and they falsely accused me of cheating. Am now realizing that I haven’t been myself for the past decade.

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I HATE that things take time I want it NOW

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

That they have lived with this trauma & pain for so long is truly heartbreaking. How anyone can support protecting the perpetrators any longer is hard to believe & a complete disgrace!

#Justice4TheEPSTEIN_SurvivorsNOW ✊

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Tonight was a very bad night.

Ask him why so many air traffic controllers are retiring at once. Ask him if it has anything to do with Reagan firing 11K union strikers in 1981 and having to replace them all at once. Ask him how the mass firings this year will impact us the same way 40 years from now. Ask him, Jake.

Hey Ross, DON’T Douthat

Due to previously foreseen circumstances and factors that I can absolutely control, l will be forced into bad situations that will require me to make poor choices

The literal worst thing to come out of the downfall of Twitter is that I can’t say “send tweet” as the outro to whatever stupid thing I want to say

Having big boobs makes you realize that everyone who disagrees with you hates big boobs 😞

K-POP Semen Hunters

Every time I see a picture of Timothee Chalamet and feel attraction to him I want to be publically flogged