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MoAlexander possum pope
@moalexander.bsky.social
This man is Mo Jazzmaster, of the house Alexander, protector of Possums, Khalasar of the Walmart Shoppers, Father of Rabbits, King of Soulsville, the Undying and Breaker of Clots. Foot pic pimp

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MoAlexandercomedy
Welcome to the twisted mind of Mo Alexander—where comedy meets chaos and nothing is off-limits. No topic is too dark, no joke too wrong—just raw, unfiltered stand-up that’ll make you question your mor...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Trump learned a lot from Reagan but who knew he ment Nancy? #throatgoats #Stillnokings
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The Epstein scandal won’t be the thing that changes MAGA minds.
They are in this for the long term now. Cognitive dissonance will say “It’s all a hoax.”
They would have to do the adult thing of realising that they’d been had for ten years.
That’s not happening.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I appreciate all the new followers for those who are quiet sure what I do here ya go enjoy

youtu.be/phJC4JKWKP8?...
I GOT ATTACKED BY A POSSUM! - Mo Alexander Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by MoAlexandercomedy
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November 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I remind you that Robert Acost knew all of this shit and covered it up.

Jeff Sessions knew all of this shit and covered it up.

Bill Barr knew all of this shit and covered it up.

Merrick Garland knew all of this shit and covered it up.

Pam Bondi knew all of this shit and covered it up.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Next up: voting with our collective wallets 💵 💳

Eat and shop at small, locally-owned businesses only and USE CASH whenever possible (credit card companies/pay apps are big billionaire biz, too!)

LFGOOOO
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We’re one Mandela effect away from it being the Epstain files
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
If I get on Kill Tony tonight, somebody call CSI: Austin. There’s about to be a homicide by joke. 🎤💀
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I just happen to have a flight this evening, and can vouch: it's Trump’s fault. PERIOD.
“if you read no other article on the 2025 Airport Crisis, take it from this one: Trump is the man responsible for it. He’s fucking with your airplanes, he’s fucking with your time, and he’s fucking with your money.”
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Since we’re pushing stuff for the holidays, we still have a couple of these highly limited, 1-sided #lathecut #45rpm #picturedisc #records by @moalexander.bsky.social where he actually sings! This version is unique to the 45. Recorded at #SunsStudio in #Memphis. Link in comments.

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November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Very bad news for Mamdani. It looks like he’s going to lose Kentucky.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Major democratic victories tonight

☑️ Spanberger — Gov of Virginia
☑️ Sherrill — Gov of New Jersey
☑️ Hashmi — Lt Gov of Virginia
☑️ Jones — AG of Virginia
☑️ Mamdani — Mayor of NYC
☑️ Pureval — Mayor of Cincinnati
☑️ Johnson — PSC of Georgia
☑️ Hubbard — PSC of Georgia
☑️ Pennsylvania Supreme Court
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Austin let’s have some fun
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Kid rock should change his name to what he is now Deadbest dad rock
October 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The very first riot after a George Floyd protest was started by a white supremacist nicknamed "Umbrella Man."

He spraypainted "free shit" on an AutoZone, broke the windows, and encouraged others to come in. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/man-h...
Man who helped ignite George Floyd riots identified as white supremacist: Police
A masked umbrella-wielding man helped incite riots and looting in the immediate aftermath of George Floyd's death, police said.
abcnews.go.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Austin I’m coming back to the altercation comedy fest Nov 6 7:30 I’ll be there all week causing trouble when I can
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Michigan Avenue right now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Trump must be arrested and charged for murder in the case of dozens of civilians targeted and killed under his command in the Caribbean. The actions taken by the Navy under orders by Donald Trump are absolutely illegal and do constitute as murder.
October 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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If Trump is allowed to murder civilians at sea, he is allowed to murder civilians in your streets. Charges need to be drawn up for his actions in the Caribbean and presented to a US court, military court, and international court. Everyone involved must also face charges.
October 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There is a second no kings protest and yes I know this is serious but how did they not call it

No kings 2 electrocute boogaloo boys too
October 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I do feel bad for Erika Kirk cause she had to hug and forcefully inhale the vapors of trump
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM