Mo
@mo-shmo.bsky.social
29 she/her
just your average homeschooler raised conservative evangelical who is now an academic liberal deconstructing lesbian 🤷🏻♀️💅🏻🏳️🌈
just your average homeschooler raised conservative evangelical who is now an academic liberal deconstructing lesbian 🤷🏻♀️💅🏻🏳️🌈
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Mo
@mo-shmo.bsky.social
· Nov 25
on a hunt for moots! unfortunately I contain multitudes
📚 libraries
📖 literature (classics and fantasy mostly)
🏀🏐 women’s sports but especially the WNBA 🧡
🎬 Rings of Power, Downton Abbey, The Gilded Age, The X Files, Mafin
🍿 I love da movies
🌈 basically any queer media and music
#promosky
📚 libraries
📖 literature (classics and fantasy mostly)
🏀🏐 women’s sports but especially the WNBA 🧡
🎬 Rings of Power, Downton Abbey, The Gilded Age, The X Files, Mafin
🍿 I love da movies
🌈 basically any queer media and music
#promosky
my apple music replay ‘25
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my apple music replay ‘25
thinking about how good Melissa Villaseñor’s Kristen Wiig impression is
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
thinking about how good Melissa Villaseñor’s Kristen Wiig impression is
I drove half an hour to our health sciences campus today for an event for my committee and within half an hour two people came up to me and told me they knew my brother 😪 when will it end???
(never. he’s an extrovert)
(never. he’s an extrovert)
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I drove half an hour to our health sciences campus today for an event for my committee and within half an hour two people came up to me and told me they knew my brother 😪 when will it end???
(never. he’s an extrovert)
(never. he’s an extrovert)
I have been methodically ruining my friends and coworkers’ days by showing them this 😇
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I have been methodically ruining my friends and coworkers’ days by showing them this 😇
don we now our gay apparel
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
don we now our gay apparel
I wish y’all could have heard the noise I made when I saw this
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wish y’all could have heard the noise I made when I saw this
Today Morgan did surprisingly well! esp considering I slept terribly last night and had a dream that RFK Jr was out in the field at my nanny’s house and he wouldn’t stop antagonizing a bear so it finally attacked him and I couldn’t even appreciate it bc now there’s an angry bear outside
I am a pretty responsible person but you give me a few days off work and I will immediately ruin my sleep schedule. immediately. and quite unintentionally. I’ll be lying in bed one night messing around and then suddenly it’s 2am.
this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem
this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Today Morgan did surprisingly well! esp considering I slept terribly last night and had a dream that RFK Jr was out in the field at my nanny’s house and he wouldn’t stop antagonizing a bear so it finally attacked him and I couldn’t even appreciate it bc now there’s an angry bear outside
phenominal cover design here
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
phenominal cover design here
my coworker just called my office phone and when I answered she opened with “okay I’m being nosy…”
this is my favorite type of work call to receive lol
this is my favorite type of work call to receive lol
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
my coworker just called my office phone and when I answered she opened with “okay I’m being nosy…”
this is my favorite type of work call to receive lol
this is my favorite type of work call to receive lol
I am a pretty responsible person but you give me a few days off work and I will immediately ruin my sleep schedule. immediately. and quite unintentionally. I’ll be lying in bed one night messing around and then suddenly it’s 2am.
this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem
this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I am a pretty responsible person but you give me a few days off work and I will immediately ruin my sleep schedule. immediately. and quite unintentionally. I’ll be lying in bed one night messing around and then suddenly it’s 2am.
this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem
this post is brought to you by Tomorow Morgan’s Problem
re: funerals
I understand why wearing black became an outdated tradition but I really wish it hadn’t. It’s so hard for me to decide what to wear to a funeral. And I like the solidarity it shows, an easy way to show we’re all grieving with the family
I understand why wearing black became an outdated tradition but I really wish it hadn’t. It’s so hard for me to decide what to wear to a funeral. And I like the solidarity it shows, an easy way to show we’re all grieving with the family
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
re: funerals
I understand why wearing black became an outdated tradition but I really wish it hadn’t. It’s so hard for me to decide what to wear to a funeral. And I like the solidarity it shows, an easy way to show we’re all grieving with the family
I understand why wearing black became an outdated tradition but I really wish it hadn’t. It’s so hard for me to decide what to wear to a funeral. And I like the solidarity it shows, an easy way to show we’re all grieving with the family
attended the funeral of one of the sweetest and best men I’ve ever known today. I remember his wife of 60 years once saying she had only ever seen him angry once or twice.
imagine what america would look like if men were aspiring to that instead of the toxicity the manosphere is spewing. imagine!!!
imagine what america would look like if men were aspiring to that instead of the toxicity the manosphere is spewing. imagine!!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
attended the funeral of one of the sweetest and best men I’ve ever known today. I remember his wife of 60 years once saying she had only ever seen him angry once or twice.
imagine what america would look like if men were aspiring to that instead of the toxicity the manosphere is spewing. imagine!!!
imagine what america would look like if men were aspiring to that instead of the toxicity the manosphere is spewing. imagine!!!
cleaning/rearranging/weeding my bookshelves and just realized I have 6 copies of sense and sensibility 🤭
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
cleaning/rearranging/weeding my bookshelves and just realized I have 6 copies of sense and sensibility 🤭
my mom, trying to brag on my cousin for the property he bought: he’s got a bed and breakfast now!!
me: no it’s an Airbnb
my uncle: what is it?
my aunt: a bread and breakfast
glad we’re all on the same page
me: no it’s an Airbnb
my uncle: what is it?
my aunt: a bread and breakfast
glad we’re all on the same page
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
my mom, trying to brag on my cousin for the property he bought: he’s got a bed and breakfast now!!
me: no it’s an Airbnb
my uncle: what is it?
my aunt: a bread and breakfast
glad we’re all on the same page
me: no it’s an Airbnb
my uncle: what is it?
my aunt: a bread and breakfast
glad we’re all on the same page
I warned my aunt if she kept leaning down toward our dog she would get a kiss. she looks at Dottie and goes “no, you’re a girl!”
are we being homophobic about dogs showing affection rn…
are we being homophobic about dogs showing affection rn…
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I warned my aunt if she kept leaning down toward our dog she would get a kiss. she looks at Dottie and goes “no, you’re a girl!”
are we being homophobic about dogs showing affection rn…
are we being homophobic about dogs showing affection rn…
we’ve reached the portion of the gathering where too many people arrive at once so I have to carry Dottie around from room to room so she can see everyone lest her excited barks reach an insufferable pitch and her zoomies trip everyone
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
we’ve reached the portion of the gathering where too many people arrive at once so I have to carry Dottie around from room to room so she can see everyone lest her excited barks reach an insufferable pitch and her zoomies trip everyone
okay I was actually blessed beyond measure today
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
okay I was actually blessed beyond measure today
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
like The Band Perry once said:
if I die young
bury me in a tee
preferably a Comfort Colors
if I die young
bury me in a tee
preferably a Comfort Colors
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
like The Band Perry once said:
if I die young
bury me in a tee
preferably a Comfort Colors
if I die young
bury me in a tee
preferably a Comfort Colors
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Poetrye, theatre, storyes, daunse, art, scholarlye researche about literature, historye, and language -- all of these thinges mattir more now, not less.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Poetrye, theatre, storyes, daunse, art, scholarlye researche about literature, historye, and language -- all of these thinges mattir more now, not less.
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imdb is short for im down bad
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I purposely didn’t reference Cate Blanchett for this but people still think it looks like her haha.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I purposely didn’t reference Cate Blanchett for this but people still think it looks like her haha.
I really hate Netflix but by golly I loved Frankenstein and by gollier they have some amazing merch for it and by golliest they're having a 35% sale rn...
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I really hate Netflix but by golly I loved Frankenstein and by gollier they have some amazing merch for it and by golliest they're having a 35% sale rn...