Madame Greenleaf
@mmegreenleaf.bsky.social
Never give up, never surrender!
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hot frosty is encino man meets elf
November 17, 2024 at 1:31 AM
hot frosty is encino man meets elf
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Númenor Margaritaville xkcd.com/2994
October 5, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Númenor Margaritaville xkcd.com/2994
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No thoughts just Edo period depiction of hammerhead sharks
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
No thoughts just Edo period depiction of hammerhead sharks
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Almost forgot to post my favorite election meme
November 7, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Almost forgot to post my favorite election meme
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Keep this handy for future use!
September 29, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Keep this handy for future use!
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There's a lady in my webinar that looks like Miranda Hart and it has brought me JOY at this ungodly hour. I already trust and adore her.
September 13, 2023 at 12:00 PM
There's a lady in my webinar that looks like Miranda Hart and it has brought me JOY at this ungodly hour. I already trust and adore her.
Person not doing their job: here's some matches, gasoline, roman candles, kindling, and the bridge you can torch!
Me, fixing the problem that is theirs: fuck, that's tempting.
Me, fixing the problem that is theirs: fuck, that's tempting.
September 12, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Person not doing their job: here's some matches, gasoline, roman candles, kindling, and the bridge you can torch!
Me, fixing the problem that is theirs: fuck, that's tempting.
Me, fixing the problem that is theirs: fuck, that's tempting.
"we call them skeets"
September 10, 2023 at 11:31 AM
"we call them skeets"
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you've watched more than ten times.
September 10, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you've watched more than ten times.
There's some AMAZING shit going on in this map 🫣
September 8, 2023 at 7:31 PM
There's some AMAZING shit going on in this map 🫣
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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i just want, when i build my silly little personhood from scraps for someone to Get It
August 30, 2023 at 2:03 AM
i just want, when i build my silly little personhood from scraps for someone to Get It
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Don’t want to blow up the best secret in furniture shopping, but if you live within ~100 miles of the DC-NYC-Boston corridor, Kaiyo always has tons of secondhand Room & Board for about half price, and delivers it & sets it up with a smile
This article shouts out Room & Board and I think that’s right. R&B is expensive but you are paying for quality and service. My R&B bookcases are solid wood, made in Minnesota, and were hand delivered fully assembled. They look great too. www.washingtonpost.com/home/2023/09...
September 5, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Don’t want to blow up the best secret in furniture shopping, but if you live within ~100 miles of the DC-NYC-Boston corridor, Kaiyo always has tons of secondhand Room & Board for about half price, and delivers it & sets it up with a smile
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my favorite Miss Manners column (from 2002) was on my fridge for years and it finally gave up the ghost. found it to print it out again, and it seemed selfish not to share.
September 5, 2023 at 12:32 PM
my favorite Miss Manners column (from 2002) was on my fridge for years and it finally gave up the ghost. found it to print it out again, and it seemed selfish not to share.
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Delicious to read this recap of a summer where audiences rewarded movies thst were interesting and ignored the usual slop and particularly the executives panicking they might need to figure out how to have good taste
September 4, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Delicious to read this recap of a summer where audiences rewarded movies thst were interesting and ignored the usual slop and particularly the executives panicking they might need to figure out how to have good taste
Look, having chicharrones as dessert* is legitimate. I will support you in this.
September 5, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Look, having chicharrones as dessert* is legitimate. I will support you in this.
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Michael Keaton and Robert Pattinson are the only Batmen who convincingly portray Bruce Wayne as unstable enough to think Batman was a good idea
September 5, 2023 at 2:01 AM
Michael Keaton and Robert Pattinson are the only Batmen who convincingly portray Bruce Wayne as unstable enough to think Batman was a good idea
I hope everyone had a good weekend! I spent it reading trashy novels in between doing chores and other adult bullshit. Because I deserve a treat 🥰🥵
September 5, 2023 at 2:22 AM
I hope everyone had a good weekend! I spent it reading trashy novels in between doing chores and other adult bullshit. Because I deserve a treat 🥰🥵
Brie and crackers is an acceptable dinner, right? And also a cocktail or two. Yay for starting work late tomorrow!
September 5, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Brie and crackers is an acceptable dinner, right? And also a cocktail or two. Yay for starting work late tomorrow!
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peak capitalism is creating an apocalyptic traffic jam in the middle of nowhere
September 5, 2023 at 1:06 AM
peak capitalism is creating an apocalyptic traffic jam in the middle of nowhere
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a woman is being horny online, she is NOT talking about you, she's talking about Timothy Olyphant.
August 27, 2023 at 12:23 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a woman is being horny online, she is NOT talking about you, she's talking about Timothy Olyphant.