Mary Kate Chlada
mkchlada13.bsky.social
Mary Kate Chlada
@mkchlada13.bsky.social
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues
I really hate the phrase standing on business
September 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I need Ben Platt to release his version of Diet Pepsi TYSM
August 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I hate to say it but the $750 wedding cake Jeremiah wants sounds delicious
August 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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A steamy Cicero night in 5 photos 🧵
Henry’s Drive-In
June 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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It's possible that Grammarly has lost it's damn freaking mind.

#writing #writingcommunity #booksky
June 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The whole tsa precheck/clear/real id situation happening at airports these days is giving star bellied sneetches
June 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I need a documentary about the making of the Love Island dance number at the beginning of the season
June 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
None of those trendy cookies places are good I’m sorry
May 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
All of a sudden getting a lot of videos of Bradley Whitford on my fyp, and while I love him I’m baffled that people are still putting themselves through The Handmaids Tale with the current state of the world
May 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The intro to Secret Lives of Mormon Wives should get an Emmy
May 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“How about the movie where what’s his name shoots someone”- my dad telling us what movie he wants to watch
May 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Malia Obama directing an A’ja Wilson Nike commercial was an unexpected surprise
May 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sparking joy for me today is this woman who writes a newsletter about herself each week jennifermillsnews.tumblr.com
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May 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I took my retriever to the vet for some tests. They only charged me for the lab fee.
April 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Mr. Illinois has a Substack? What exciting news for the state!
Read my latest update on springtime travels, good IL-adjacent reads, and forthcoming lectures, including TONIGHT in Brookfield and TOMORROW in Hinsdale! Link in next tweet (below)!
April 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This KFC commercial is one of the craziest things I’ve ever watched youtu.be/SVHHQKmzYOc?...
BELIEVE PART 2 : ALL HAIL GRAVY
YouTube video by KFC UKI
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April 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I will be running in the Illinois Half Marathon Saturday in Champaign! I will attempt to post a bit while I am running at my patented very slow pace. Anyone who donates to this weekend's Misericordia fundraiser (link below) will receive custom shoutout, possibly from the race!
April 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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An important message.
April 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Welcome to 2025: J.K. Rowling has become Dolores Umbridge and seems thrilled about it
April 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I really appreciated the hangover representation from West on this week’s #SummerHouse
April 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lala, Scheana and Brock being on The Valley after show is a no from me dawg
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All yoga classes should incorporate the White Lotus theme song into the playlist
April 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM