Major Mel Funkshiun
@mjrmelfunkshiun.bsky.social
One lonely rocket drafter living in a model based definition world. Likes cartoons, sports and rasslin'. Frank Zappa is my favorite musician. That's my wife in front of the dam named after her granddaddy.
Elon should rename X to XXX.
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Elon should rename X to XXX.
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🚨 #GVerse Legendary Wrestler Mick Foley is ending his contract with WWE over their support for #Shit4Brains:
“I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.”
#Repost if you stand with Foley against #ShitFace!
“I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.”
#Repost if you stand with Foley against #ShitFace!
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🚨 #GVerse Legendary Wrestler Mick Foley is ending his contract with WWE over their support for #Shit4Brains:
“I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.”
#Repost if you stand with Foley against #ShitFace!
“I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.”
#Repost if you stand with Foley against #ShitFace!
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
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… otherwise, it’s just a sparkling decapitator.
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
… otherwise, it’s just a sparkling decapitator.
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The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Mr. President, are you fucking Satan?
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Mr. President, are you fucking Satan?
President Donald J. Trump is insane.
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
President Donald J. Trump is insane.
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A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security with 100% of their income.
A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income.
Who agrees it’s time to scrap the cap?
A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income.
Who agrees it’s time to scrap the cap?
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A worker making $50,000 a year contributes to Social Security with 100% of their income.
A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income.
Who agrees it’s time to scrap the cap?
A CEO making $20 million a year contributes to Social Security with less than 1% of their income.
Who agrees it’s time to scrap the cap?
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Slavery was bad. Slavery is bad. The President is a fucking jerk.
August 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Slavery was bad. Slavery is bad. The President is a fucking jerk.
I rarely re-skeet but this is how we save democracy
August 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I rarely re-skeet but this is how we save democracy
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Daaaaaa Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope daaaaa....
a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand .
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Daaaaaa Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope da Pope daaaaa....
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Whether it’s Elon Musk calling Peter Navarro an idiot, or Peter Navarro calling Elon Musk an idiot, both men are in fact idiots.
April 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Whether it’s Elon Musk calling Peter Navarro an idiot, or Peter Navarro calling Elon Musk an idiot, both men are in fact idiots.
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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The madness of this moment is pretty hard to capture with words. But @johnarchibald.bsky.social did it today. www.al.com/news/2025/01...
Archibald: Dear Dad: If you weren’t already dead, this America might kill you
'Remember when my car broke down and that guy took it apart and laid all the pieces on the lawn? He put it back together, mostly, but it never ran right again. That’s what I keep thinking about.'
www.al.com
January 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The madness of this moment is pretty hard to capture with words. But @johnarchibald.bsky.social did it today. www.al.com/news/2025/01...
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
Without a doubt, the most obtuse person in NYC works at the NYT.
FYI, folks from Bluesky. Reporters at The NYT, among other news organizations, are now generating a giant wave of accountability stories about the new Trump era. Reading these stories, sharing them, is a form of accountability as well. It is a form of participatory democracy too. Substance matters.
January 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Without a doubt, the most obtuse person in NYC works at the NYT.
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The lady that did the paperwork for my car today gave me one of her last fucks
January 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The lady that did the paperwork for my car today gave me one of her last fucks
I quit Twitter today. Hoping for a more relaxed atmosphere here on Bluesky. Hi Everybody!
November 6, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I quit Twitter today. Hoping for a more relaxed atmosphere here on Bluesky. Hi Everybody!