MJ
@mjo13.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood hippie obsessed with her cats.
Currently wearing a twirly dress and dancing in a surprise summer storm 🤍
July 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Currently wearing a twirly dress and dancing in a surprise summer storm 🤍
Anyone know someone at Pepsi? I need an orange flavor pleaseeee
March 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Anyone know someone at Pepsi? I need an orange flavor pleaseeee
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Non cat-owner: How can you let your cat....
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
January 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Non cat-owner: How can you let your cat....
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
@bobsburgersfox.bsky.social I need an animated bloopers episode or short for Bobs Burgers.
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@bobsburgersfox.bsky.social I need an animated bloopers episode or short for Bobs Burgers.
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trap me in an invisible box like one of your french mimes
December 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
trap me in an invisible box like one of your french mimes
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We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
December 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
We’re all on the same page that Ariel would be super into feet, right?
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rudolph getting hammered off the jack-o-lanterns still on my porch and flying santa into some power lines
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
rudolph getting hammered off the jack-o-lanterns still on my porch and flying santa into some power lines
@tacobell.bsky.social
Already addicted to these chicken nuggets.
Already addicted to these chicken nuggets.
December 19, 2024 at 8:42 PM
@tacobell.bsky.social
Already addicted to these chicken nuggets.
Already addicted to these chicken nuggets.
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those aren’t “nasty wet hairs you stuck all over the shower wall.” that’s the art of preserving our plumbing. a testament to my love of clear pipes. I did this for us.
December 18, 2024 at 2:23 PM
those aren’t “nasty wet hairs you stuck all over the shower wall.” that’s the art of preserving our plumbing. a testament to my love of clear pipes. I did this for us.
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We will never forget how this country failed us, again!
December 6, 2024 at 2:42 PM
We will never forget how this country failed us, again!
Maybe it’s a hot take idk but, I’d rather encounter a shark than a dolphin.
December 7, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Maybe it’s a hot take idk but, I’d rather encounter a shark than a dolphin.
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Today's (2nd) Poem by Brian Bilson:
December 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Today's (2nd) Poem by Brian Bilson:
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I hope the masked ceo-killer becomes the DB Cooper of our time
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I hope the masked ceo-killer becomes the DB Cooper of our time
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
It is Wednesday my dudes
*internal screaming*
*internal screaming*
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
It is Wednesday my dudes
*internal screaming*
*internal screaming*
Went to a sporting event last night- I feel like an imposter standing for the National Anthem because frankly I’m embarrassed to be from the USA
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Went to a sporting event last night- I feel like an imposter standing for the National Anthem because frankly I’m embarrassed to be from the USA