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I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You don't love a song if you only know the chorus
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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this is what having anxiety feels like
August 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Van Wilder is one of the greatest works in the canon of absurdist philosophy.
July 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
What if Little Red Riding Hood's grandma was just really into vore?
June 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If Chappell Roan was a real one she would cover I2I.
February 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
NIN's quiet version of Hurt is the best version.
February 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I think I forgot what it felt like to be excited to wake up, this happiness shit is amazing.
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Is Wristcutters an isekai?
February 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I do not have a single braincell that thinks Super Metroid hate is anything but contrarianism
January 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I actually think Warrior might just be the best sports movie.
January 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Nothing like pulling e-puss on Dale & Dawson.
January 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
We're all just ducks in a pond. #iykyk
January 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Where are all the hot leftist women?
January 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
PM lost to an Ult player lol
January 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wanted to jump on the #promosky bandwagon

- Pee-Wee Herman Outtakes
- Pictures of Yellow Snow
- Hacked Facebook Accounts
- Costco Hotdogs
- Pictures of Pokey
- Sustenance
- Halo 3 Ghost Kill Clips
- Major Major Major
- Super Monkey Ball 2
- Orphans
- Broken Turnstiles
- Top Gear Fanfiction
January 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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when i was a few minutes younger i thought it was 9:33 a.m. eastern time. and maybe at one point, that was the case. but part of growing older is finding enough humility to let go of some of the things you once held as true
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
The idea of Hegel but with Nen is so stupid in the funniest way possible.
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Detroit being a great sports town again after more than a decade is amazing.
December 31, 2024 at 9:43 AM
The amount of people I had to send to the secret leftist gulag for saying Merry Christmas to me this year was ridiculous.
December 26, 2024 at 5:42 AM
A perfect Christmas would involve the Tigers signing Bregman and Kim. Please Santa Harris!
December 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Nardwar interviewing Light Yagami:

"Apples...apples...apples are Ryuk's favorite food."

"How...do you know that?!?"

"You're Light Yagami, we have to know!"
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 PM