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miz-lason.bsky.social
@miz-lason.bsky.social
Hope, beach, and butter….
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

VODKA
SEX
CHIPOTLE

Listen, I’m a simple man.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Sinatra has gone woke
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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We should send the Donald and his significant other on a “Royal Caribbean Cruise” where he can get lost at sea never to be heard from again. Look. So cheap.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Erika Kirk and JD Vance are having an affair. You cannot convince me otherwise.
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Listen. I’ve spent my whole life living one town over from where Kid Rock is from/still owns a house (idfk where the asshat actually lives, probably Nashville) and this is who he has ALWAYS been. He grew up privileged and thought that he could make money off of the black/hiphop community…..
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yoo my former boss is NAGA and running for congress so that’s fun
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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How do you feel about Jimmy Kimmel getting preempted? #jimmykimmel
YouTube video by Don Lemon
youtube.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It’s only been 9 months. Some people who got pregnant at the start of his term still haven’t given birth yet. And this is where we are. What the fuck.
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

All im saying is when you say shit like this…..
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Breaking news: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk has died at the age of 31, President Trump says.

Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, was fatally shot while speaking at an event at Utah Valley University.
Live updates: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk dies after being shot at Utah event
Kirk was the co-founder of Turning Point USA, which advocates for conservative politics at high schools and colleges.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The video is on Instagram. It’s graphic as fuck. I don’t see how anyone could survive that.
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’
August 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I was Snapchat friends with one of my former employees before he was literally murdered In cold blood (only 18) and sometimes his name still pops up on my list. It makes me want to vomit every time but I can’t delete him.
August 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will fucking report every Holocaust denier I ever see on social media. Shit is vile
July 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
People being arrested aren’t being given due process, the media is being silenced and threatened and the fucking criminal president wants to deport US citizens. Anyone who thinks this country is still free needs to wake the fuck up.
July 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The amount of people who follow D-Day/WWII history pages just to deny the holocaust is fucking vile.
July 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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an example of all the things included and not included in the BBB/Trump cuts rippling through the country
July 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I don’t understand why conspiracy to commit murder isn’t a life sentence. If you find someone to murder someone and then FUND said murder you are literally just as much at fault as the person committing the act. Aaron Godwin’s wife getting 90 MONTHS MAX is a fucking vile joke.
July 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Uh oh. He upset Roseanne.
July 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He said he was going to end wars that America had no part in and now we are actively at war. Also interesting to see MAGA not blindly support Israel anymore.
June 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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UPDATE, 24+ hours since the Trump-Vance admin bombed Iran:
— 52 House members signed onto the Massie-Khanna War Powers Resolution
— 3 Senators supporting Kaine's War Powers Resolution
— 8 Senators signed onto Bernie's No War Against Iran Act

60 total. 59 Democrats. 1 Republican.
June 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Because dear fucking fuck the Panthers don’t need 2 cups in a row. The entire country of Canada deserves to beat us every chance they have right now after what our president has done to them/said about them.
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM