Mitchbones
mitchbones.bsky.social
Mitchbones
@mitchbones.bsky.social
Shit jokes and even shittier takes.
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We get it, you vape
August 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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The DNC released this garbage as a PDF. It's just a text document with links. HTML exists to solve this use case. Instead of solving the problem properly, they went with the clumsiest, heaviest, least useful format possible. This perfectly captures the modern Democratic party.
Today, I released a framework detailing how the Democratic Party will fight against Trump’s war on working people.

Read it here: win.dnc.org/memo
win.dnc.org
February 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I made a new search engine. Kind of.

Introducing unduck.link, my DuckDuckGo replacement :)
February 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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The most important thing I can tell everyone that I've learned from being a YouTuber who explains how stuff works is that each and every time I thought "this is common knowledge and doesn't need to be explained" I was wrong.
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I know how to get democrats to fight the trump administration, someone tell them he wants to do medicare for all
January 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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i like to play with max sensitivity on in FPS games so that when people watch their kill cam and see it, they know a real empath was here
January 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???
January 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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No matter how much I like someone, there's always a singer/song/tv show/movie/celebrity that they love that makes me question everything.
January 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In honor of it being ~2016 again I got into an argument about The Last Jedi. My closing argument was that Mark Hamill hates it so it's gotta be good.
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Many moons ago friends of mine asked how modern fantasy Orcs came to be and the result is this insane chart
December 31, 2024 at 4:31 PM