emily 🐊
@mistressemmy.bsky.social
retired dominatrix
gator supremacy
queer crime enthusiast
have two furry goblins with my partner in life
she/her 🏳️🌈
gator supremacy
queer crime enthusiast
have two furry goblins with my partner in life
she/her 🏳️🌈
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Some people have guardian angels.
I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering...
"Let's make it worse."
I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering...
"Let's make it worse."
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Some people have guardian angels.
I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering...
"Let's make it worse."
I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering...
"Let's make it worse."
it really is a blessing to have extended family who consistently includes me & my fiancé in their lives.
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really is a blessing to have extended family who consistently includes me & my fiancé in their lives.
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A literary Iguanodon at the Earth Sciences Library. Do any other libraries have dinosaurs or other antediluvian creatures carved into the furniture?
October 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
A literary Iguanodon at the Earth Sciences Library. Do any other libraries have dinosaurs or other antediluvian creatures carved into the furniture?
Hey Derwin James, I don’t even get down with the Chargers like that, but DAMN thank you for that body slam on #87. It’s what this country needed. 🏈
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hey Derwin James, I don’t even get down with the Chargers like that, but DAMN thank you for that body slam on #87. It’s what this country needed. 🏈
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my complaint about iced coffee is it’s too drinkable. i will consume the entire cup in 90 seconds and then vibrate for 2 hours
August 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
my complaint about iced coffee is it’s too drinkable. i will consume the entire cup in 90 seconds and then vibrate for 2 hours
I need to stay off tiktok all day because I’ve already become inconsolable
July 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I need to stay off tiktok all day because I’ve already become inconsolable
today is the 15 year anniversary of one direction and needless to say, I am a WRECK
July 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
today is the 15 year anniversary of one direction and needless to say, I am a WRECK
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Somebody mentioned in a reply on here that NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks like Bib Fortuna and I can’t remember who, but know that your statement has wormed its way into my head and taken up residence.
May 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Somebody mentioned in a reply on here that NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks like Bib Fortuna and I can’t remember who, but know that your statement has wormed its way into my head and taken up residence.
how blessed am I to have a bff that refused to let me get up to get her stuff off the printer by saying “don’t you dare, you’re busy dissociating and I won’t interrupt you” love that queen
July 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
how blessed am I to have a bff that refused to let me get up to get her stuff off the printer by saying “don’t you dare, you’re busy dissociating and I won’t interrupt you” love that queen
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ugh the struggle of being so hydrated… gotta piss all the time 😩
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ugh the struggle of being so hydrated… gotta piss all the time 😩
reflecting a lot on when I was a kid and “same love” by Macklemore came out and I listened to it on repeat and cried. I thought I was such a passionate ✨ally✨
turns out, I left Christianity and am gay. I cried because I WAS GAY ALL ALONG
turns out, I left Christianity and am gay. I cried because I WAS GAY ALL ALONG
June 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
reflecting a lot on when I was a kid and “same love” by Macklemore came out and I listened to it on repeat and cried. I thought I was such a passionate ✨ally✨
turns out, I left Christianity and am gay. I cried because I WAS GAY ALL ALONG
turns out, I left Christianity and am gay. I cried because I WAS GAY ALL ALONG
what should I do for my birthday (it’s today)
May 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
what should I do for my birthday (it’s today)
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Someone reading to you (especially when you can read) is one of the most intimate things someone can do, imo.
May 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Someone reading to you (especially when you can read) is one of the most intimate things someone can do, imo.
it’s freaking crazy that I’ll be 27 in a couple weeks
May 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
it’s freaking crazy that I’ll be 27 in a couple weeks
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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
May 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again.
Bravo
Bravo
I don’t know what I did to deserve all the good things that’s happening to me at work right now, but god it finally feels good
April 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don’t know what I did to deserve all the good things that’s happening to me at work right now, but god it finally feels good
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MY BEAUTIFUL PARTNER @mistressemmy.bsky.social HAS BEEN KILLING IT AT WORK AND I JUST CANT EXPRESS HOW PROUD I AM OF HER AND HOW MUCH I LOVE HER
a cartoon character from cn adventure time is proud of you
ALT: a cartoon character from cn adventure time is proud of you
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
MY BEAUTIFUL PARTNER @mistressemmy.bsky.social HAS BEEN KILLING IT AT WORK AND I JUST CANT EXPRESS HOW PROUD I AM OF HER AND HOW MUCH I LOVE HER
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not to brag but my Madness started before March
March 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
not to brag but my Madness started before March
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moving my alarm from 5am back to 6:30am has never felt so good
March 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
moving my alarm from 5am back to 6:30am has never felt so good
baby if its one thing im gonna do, it’s upgrade my flight 🛩️
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
baby if its one thing im gonna do, it’s upgrade my flight 🛩️
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tesla autopilot has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
March 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
tesla autopilot has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
setting my alarm to 5:30 bc I’m covering the desk AGAIN
a man in a gray shirt is sitting in a chair and saying great
ALT: a man in a gray shirt is sitting in a chair and saying great
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
setting my alarm to 5:30 bc I’m covering the desk AGAIN