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misti 👽🪐
@misti.space
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✨ 30 • she/her • made of stardust ✨
👨‍👩‍👦 wifey & mommy 🐾 animal lover
🍲 kitchen witch 🎮 casual gamer

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misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · Jul 24
New pinned 📌✨

👨‍👩‍👦 👶🏻x1, 🐶x1, 😺x2

🎮 Final Fantasy XIV
🎮 Neopets
🎮 Hello Kitty Island Adventure
🎮 Stardew Valley
🎮 Terraria
🎮 RPG, sim, roguelike, cozy, +more!

📚 Fantasy, supernatural, +more!
🐾 Animals
🤱🏻 Mom life
🃏 Pokemon cards
💖 Plushies
👽 Weird, niche, unsettling

💬 Learning Spanish (B1)
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bbnomula.bsky.social
I AM IN HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I actually didn't get a bingo last night?! 🤯

However I didn't get a break for 6 hours and a man made a comment about me "coming home with him" while I was by myself. Normal retail things.
A customer BINGO card containing the following squares: Dunkin or Starbucks Is in the way, doesn't know or care Couple argues or insults each other They have actual "Karen hair" Is suddenly very interested in something you're trying to work on Shows you a pic of what they're looking for Doesn't say "Excuse me" Sends someone over to ask a question you already answered Price commentary Sitting or lying on not furniture Breaks something Sends kid to ask question Comments on staffing level Same customer stops you twice Gives another customer wrong information Asks for something you don't even sell Mimes the item they're looking for Messes with store fixture or equipment Fucks with display Steps into your path and just stops Abandons cart (not empty) Doesn't say "Thank you" Tells bad joke Touches you Asks for price on clearly priced item
October 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
misti.space
Got a bingo yesterday. 😭

I have a feeling tonight will be worse.
A customer BINGO card containing these squares: Hear a crash in the distance Parents ignore misbehaving kids The customer is actually right. Holy crap! Shows you a pic of what they're looking for Overpowering perfume or cologne Sends kid to ask question Says they're just going to get it from Amazon Boxes you in Product on floor Eats food they haven't paid for They have actual "Karen hair" Teenager acts like a dildo (sorry, I'm old) Dunkin or Starbucks Sitting or lying on not furniture Asks you to check another location's stock Tells you what the website or app says Complains or asks question near you but not to you A pet that's clearly not a service animal Talks shit about the company or store like you care Walks away from cart containing personal item or child Leaves something gross Doesn't say "Excuse me" Yells for help from, like, really far away Makes you repeat the answer Abandons cart (not empty)
October 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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purpzie.com
thinking about what got me out of bed today
Responsibilities and self care: I sleep. Photo of a guy sleeping. Unknown bird sound outside: real shit. Photo of a guy awake with his eyes glowing, and holding a phone with the Merlin bird ID app.
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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simzart.bsky.social
Slowing Down. 😒
A character sitting at the kitchen table resting.
September 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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painnington.bsky.social
gwagwa tia
September 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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raxdflipnote.bsky.social
Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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GOING TO A BBNO$ SHOW NEXT YEAR AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

@creativecardiax.bsky.social I'M SO EXCITED
a doll with glasses and a pink skirt has a beard
Alt: A low poly cat with a pink skirt and bbno$'s hair, glasses, and facial hair is dancing.
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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@creativecardiax.bsky.social was the Fluttershy to my Pinkie Pie today 🩷💛
A person in a yellow dress with a pink and green wig with flowers in it and yellow ears standing next to a girl with a hot pink wig, a pink sparkly shirt, a blue skirt, blue cupcake knee high socks, and a yellow bag.
August 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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breelundberg.com
I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.
Digital sketch of a cute possum in pastel colors running with legs moving real fast underneath it and the tail outstretched straight behind it. Looks like it's in a real hurry to get somewhere!
August 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Got the bandage off my hand yesterday and went down to a sometimes finger splint. It's so nice to pet my animals with both hands again. 😭
August 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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fennelsoup.bsky.social
yeah
text post saying: apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
August 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.

Cookie was trying out this wig for me. She rates it -2/10.
Cookie, my gray tortie cat, trying on a long, messy, light pink wig.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Pondering what to do with some leftover chocolate chips in my pantry and then I remembered.

I'm an adult.

I can just eat them.
August 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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yrie.bsky.social
A little doodle based on someone else's joke. 💜
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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gwyllm.bsky.social
Watch Out!
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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International Cat Day, you say? 🧐

#cats #catsky
My dilute tortie Cookie sniffing a red magnifying glass. Her nose and part of her right eye are enlarged in the glass. My calico cat, Cupcake, looking pleased. She is sitting on my desk with my monitor and plushies in the background.
August 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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bigdaddygames.bsky.social
“Why do you keep buying games even though you constantly complain about not having time to play them?”

Me: hey… shut up.
August 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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jacobgeller.com
Tweet: oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures? yeah? do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? you're a moron?? so do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??
August 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
misti.space
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August (and I definitely don't need anymore bad).
A cute little gray-green tree frog sitting on someone's hand and looking right into the camera.
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Update: the dog has now decided it's his turn to lay with me and has banished the cats from the recliner.
misti.space misti 👽🪐 @misti.space · Jul 30
My cats have been taking turns laying with me since I got back from the hospital.

The dog is offended that I smell weird and has chosen to remain outside.
July 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
misti.space
My cats have been taking turns laying with me since I got back from the hospital.

The dog is offended that I smell weird and has chosen to remain outside.
July 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
misti.space
They fixed my finger today. 😭
An X-ray of my hand pre-surgery. The bones of the ring finger are shattered and out of place below the middle knuckle. An X-ray of the affected finger. There is now a plate and a plethora of screws holding my bones together.
July 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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creativecardiax.bsky.social
Real human artists, share the last 4 pieces of art that you made! 🎨 (Two doodles, one commission, and one piece of vent art. Woo. Lol)
Sketches of four people. Two are feminine men; I need to practice drawing men. Lol The other two are women. One is a knight wearing armor and wielding a sword and shield. The other is a witch wearing a cold-shoulder top and holding a white cat. A simple sketch of my character Kavita. In this drawing, she has blue hair and pink skin. She's wearing an outfit I've worn recently, which is a cropped tank top with a yellow smiley face melting off a skull, loose-fitting scrub pants, a plaid long-sleeve shirt, and sneakers. She's also wearing my fidget necklace. A commission done for a friend's book. These characters are fae and are wearing fantasy clothing, and they have mystical tattoos. The background is a stone wall with swirling shadows cast upon it. Vent art of pale blue hands holding a broken ankh in front of a purple background.
July 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM