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misti 👽🪐
@misti.space
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✨ 30 • she/her • made of stardust ✨
👨‍👩‍👦 wifey & mommy 🐾 animal lover
🍲 kitchen witch 🎮 casual gamer

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I actually didn't get a bingo last night?! 🤯

However I didn't get a break for 6 hours and a man made a comment about me "coming home with him" while I was by myself. Normal retail things.
A customer BINGO card containing the following squares: Dunkin or Starbucks Is in the way, doesn't know or care Couple argues or insults each other They have actual "Karen hair" Is suddenly very interested in something you're trying to work on Shows you a pic of what they're looking for Doesn't say "Excuse me" Sends someone over to ask a question you already answered Price commentary Sitting or lying on not furniture Breaks something Sends kid to ask question Comments on staffing level Same customer stops you twice Gives another customer wrong information Asks for something you don't even sell Mimes the item they're looking for Messes with store fixture or equipment Fucks with display Steps into your path and just stops Abandons cart (not empty) Doesn't say "Thank you" Tells bad joke Touches you Asks for price on clearly priced item
October 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Got a bingo yesterday. 😭

I have a feeling tonight will be worse.
A customer BINGO card containing these squares: Hear a crash in the distance Parents ignore misbehaving kids The customer is actually right. Holy crap! Shows you a pic of what they're looking for Overpowering perfume or cologne Sends kid to ask question Says they're just going to get it from Amazon Boxes you in Product on floor Eats food they haven't paid for They have actual "Karen hair" Teenager acts like a dildo (sorry, I'm old) Dunkin or Starbucks Sitting or lying on not furniture Asks you to check another location's stock Tells you what the website or app says Complains or asks question near you but not to you A pet that's clearly not a service animal Talks shit about the company or store like you care Walks away from cart containing personal item or child Leaves something gross Doesn't say "Excuse me" Yells for help from, like, really far away Makes you repeat the answer Abandons cart (not empty)
October 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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My Cookie sits at the table just like this. 😸
A gray tortie cat peering over a wooden table.
September 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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@creativecardiax.bsky.social was the Fluttershy to my Pinkie Pie today 🩷💛
A person in a yellow dress with a pink and green wig with flowers in it and yellow ears standing next to a girl with a hot pink wig, a pink sparkly shirt, a blue skirt, blue cupcake knee high socks, and a yellow bag.
August 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.

Cookie was trying out this wig for me. She rates it -2/10.
Cookie, my gray tortie cat, trying on a long, messy, light pink wig.
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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This is my favorite recipe from an old cookbook my mom has. Sooooo good 😩
FAVORITE BAKED BEANS RECIPE 1 31-oz. can pork and beans 1/2 c. catsup 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 1/2 tbsp. vinegar 3/4 c. packed brown sugar 1 tbsp. prepared mustard 1/2 med. onion, chopped 2 slices bacon, halved Combine all the ingredients except the bacon in a bowl and mix well. Pour into a baking dish. Arrange the bacon over the top. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour,
August 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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International Cat Day, you say? 🧐

#cats #catsky
My dilute tortie Cookie sniffing a red magnifying glass. Her nose and part of her right eye are enlarged in the glass. My calico cat, Cupcake, looking pleased. She is sitting on my desk with my monitor and plushies in the background.
August 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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My recent favorite book!
The cover for Slewfoot: A Tale of Bewitchery by Brom. It features a red-haired pale woman in a white dress with the legs of a goat riding on a broom in front of the full moon.
August 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August (and I definitely don't need anymore bad).
A cute little gray-green tree frog sitting on someone's hand and looking right into the camera.
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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They fixed my finger today. 😭
An X-ray of my hand pre-surgery. The bones of the ring finger are shattered and out of place below the middle knuckle. An X-ray of the affected finger. There is now a plate and a plethora of screws holding my bones together.
July 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Forcing you all to look upon my babiest baby, Cupcake.

#cats #catsky
My calico cat, Cupcake, sitting on a flowery quilt with her ears tilted back. She looks slightly perturbed. She has dainty white paws and a little pink nose.
July 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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And the person I work with was sick in and out of the bathroom all evening 😭
A customer BINGO card with these squares: Complains about the quality of merch, like you can control that Walks slower than any human should walk Breaks something A pet that's clearly not a service animal Asks if you work there Is in the way, doesn't know or care Destroys packaging Touching random things they have no apparent interest in buying Rambunctious family rolls through Stacks or rearranges product They have actual "Karen hair" Burp or fart Tells you how far they drove Mimes the item they're looking for Boxes you in Does something stupid or unsafe Gives you more information than you need Walks into area they don't belong Reeks of cigarettes or weed Complains or asks question near you but not to you Doesn't say "Thank you" Hear a crash in the distance Product on floor Leaves something gross Sets off alarm
July 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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📚 I finished reading A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness

I'd rate it 7/10
The book cover for A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness, "Book One of the ALL SOULS SERIES". The cover art depicts a cityscape with alchemical symbols superimposed over the night sky above.
July 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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You know your movie is doing great when you're using Spam to promote it
A photo of two cans of SPAM classic stacked on top of one another with "limited edition" Lilo and Stitch labeling. These include photos of Stitch waving on one and riding a surfboard on the other.
July 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Got the stickers I ordered from @thecathive.bsky.social plus some bonus stickers!!!! I love them so much!!! 😍
Some stickers laid out on a wooden table: a holographic green alien cat head with stars in its eyes, a holographic fluffy green alien cat with antennae, a white mage and black mage cat similar to the jobs from Final Fantasy, a holographic multi-pointed sticker with an orange cat on a skateboard with sunglasses that says "HECK YEAH", a brown cat with yellow markings wearing a cowboy hat with a yellow star on it, a gray tabby cat singing into a microphone, a white happy looking cat with orange splotches wearing a green bowtie, a white cat with gray splotches posing like one of your French girls, and an orange cat head doing a big rawr.
July 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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"Despite everything, it's still you."

#FFXIV
Baby sprout Mitsuko in the middle of casting Medica at Urth's Gift in South Shroud. Current Mitsuko in the middle of casting Medica III at Urth's Gift in South Shroud.
June 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Planted some flowers with the kiddo today because he wanted to. I know very little about gardening so I'm winging it lol
A flower bed containing three coleus, five begonias, and three caladiums. They are surrounded by cedar mulch.
June 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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"She's looking right at me, isn't she?"
A calico cat (Cupcake) is laying on her human's lap looking slightly annoyed. In the background and out of focus, her sister (Cookie), a gray diluted tortoiseshell cat, is sitting on a chair and looking toward Cupcake.
May 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Some of my regular customers had this baby raccoon at work the other day. The poor thing lost its mama but some kind humans are taking care of it.
A baby raccoon wrapped in a pink and camo jacket. Several humans' hands are petting it.
May 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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I tried to upload a video of Cookie purring but Bluesky's compression completely fucked the audio 😭 so have a picture instead and just imagine the purrs that come out of this thing.
My cat Cookie, a gray diluted tortoiseshell cat, posing on her back in a chair. Her feet are curled cutely and her eyes are big.
May 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Nickelback's Photograph playing on the "classic rock" radio station
Photo is of the "withered wojack" meme. A black-and-white sketch of a humanoid figure made up of dense, chaotic crosshatching. The head is large and bald, with deep, hollow black voids where the eyes should be. The mouth is small and closed.
April 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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No, thank YOU for providing the entire soundtrack to my life last month 💖
Badges Top Listener of bbno$ Apr 2, 2025 You were in the top 0.5% of listeners in March 2025
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Me, scrolling: "goth pussy???"
A screenshot of the quoted post showing only the top of the image, two walls and a ceiling converging into a dark point.
March 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Still thinking about this strawberry milk boba I had yesterday 🤤

#food
A photo of some strawberry milk tea with popping strawberry boba in a cup with the Strawberry Shortcake character printed on it.
March 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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My sweet kiddo picked me some flowers today while with his grandparents 🥺

(featuring Cookie giving them a big ole sniff)
Some yellow daffodils in a jar being sniffed by a grey tortoiseshell cat.
March 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM