Ross Weisman
misterweisman.bsky.social
Ross Weisman
@misterweisman.bsky.social
Just a goofy dood. Philly-based and gay af.
Sometimes I think the TikTok algorithm isn’t that tailored to me. Then it’ll serve me a Star Trek montage set to the opening number of Into The Woods.
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My afternoon train ride is standing room only. The overworked SEPTA staff are doing the best they can as passengers are pushed in as much and as safely as possible.

The PA House had a good deal, and the PA Senate refuses to take it.
August 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Come on, let's fund public transit in Pennsylvania... @septaphilly.bsky.social #pghtransit
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Monk is the Pushing Daisies of CSI
June 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Pride won't feel the same this year without PNC Bank 🥺
June 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Schrödinger's Public Transit: according to the SEPTA app, I will both make and just miss my train
May 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hate when the final step in a recipe just says "Enjoy."

Like, I'll be the judge of that!
May 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Oh no, jamming out to the Sinners soundtrack might become my 2025.

Move over, Challengers soundtrack!
April 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Me when chefs use the ice cream maker in the dessert round of Chopped
April 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Halfway through the first episode of the new season of Black Mirror…

Oh we are so BACK
April 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Corporate America utilizing improv language like "Yes and" is almost as embarrassing as me performing improv
March 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The homies when I’m sautéing garlic and onions
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing raises my heart rate quite like an email with the subject line "Interesting article... thoughts?"
March 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Catching up on the newest #RupaulsDragRace and...
March 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sometimes I dream of a second second for Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
March 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Shit, this is my last year to be named a 30 Under 30 😰
March 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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this is genuinely shocking. this is a very particular strain of american nazi shit - this isn’t a conspiracy theory that exists outside of that belief system. this is not something you would say if you aren’t well versed in neonazi talking points.
Kingsley Wilson, the newly-appointed DoD Deputy Press Secretary, believes in a thoroughly-debunked antisemitic conspiracy theory. I've mostly only seen this theory promoted by mask-off neo-Nazis.
archive.is/dPvse
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Rule of thumb: you should have at least one. Makes grabbing something MUCH easier!
March 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me when my manager says “team synergy” and “stand-up huddle”
March 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Put me in, coach!
Get me on the food court and I’m trouble.
March 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Tesla learning what a Cybertruck is.
March 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My Severance theory: many of the episodes are directed by Ben Stiller
February 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM