Ross Weisman
@misterweisman.bsky.social
Just a goofy dood. Philly-based and gay af.
Come on, let's fund public transit in Pennsylvania... @septaphilly.bsky.social #pghtransit
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Come on, let's fund public transit in Pennsylvania... @septaphilly.bsky.social #pghtransit
Me when chefs use the ice cream maker in the dessert round of Chopped
April 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Me when chefs use the ice cream maker in the dessert round of Chopped
The homies when I’m sautéing garlic and onions
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The homies when I’m sautéing garlic and onions
Catching up on the newest #RupaulsDragRace and...
March 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Catching up on the newest #RupaulsDragRace and...
Me when my manager says “team synergy” and “stand-up huddle”
March 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Me when my manager says “team synergy” and “stand-up huddle”
Your outie has eaten a family-sized bag of Skinny Pop every week for the past month
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Your outie has eaten a family-sized bag of Skinny Pop every week for the past month
Excited to announce that I'm starting stress-induced acid reflux for the next four years!
January 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Excited to announce that I'm starting stress-induced acid reflux for the next four years!
This feels nastier than eating Burger King in bed
January 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This feels nastier than eating Burger King in bed
This game sucks. It only shows me pictures of my mom!!
December 26, 2024 at 5:08 PM
This game sucks. It only shows me pictures of my mom!!
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
December 7, 2024 at 11:46 PM
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
Oh damn, I found who’s responsible for this year’s Spotify Wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Oh damn, I found who’s responsible for this year’s Spotify Wrapped
Me when someone asks what I’m eating today
November 30, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Me when someone asks what I’m eating today
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
December 29, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
Call me out much, Spotify??
November 1, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Call me out much, Spotify??
Me when a new Not Just Bikes video comes out
October 2, 2023 at 1:05 PM
Me when a new Not Just Bikes video comes out
Me when Bob Ross finishes another perfect painting
September 2, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Me when Bob Ross finishes another perfect painting
I’m a simple guy. Slackbot posts, and I respond.
August 18, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I’m a simple guy. Slackbot posts, and I respond.
How I feel hitting "Archive" on an email with expired CVS coupons
August 7, 2023 at 2:33 PM
How I feel hitting "Archive" on an email with expired CVS coupons
Oops, a depressive episode caused me to lose my @nytimes.com crossword streak! But it’s a new day and a new puzzle 🔥
August 4, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Oops, a depressive episode caused me to lose my @nytimes.com crossword streak! But it’s a new day and a new puzzle 🔥
Steve Whitmire performed Kermit the Frog after Jim Henson died. It was reported Steve demanded an extra seat be booked on flights for the Kermit puppet.
July 29, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Steve Whitmire performed Kermit the Frog after Jim Henson died. It was reported Steve demanded an extra seat be booked on flights for the Kermit puppet.
I'm accomplished!
July 14, 2023 at 7:32 PM
I'm accomplished!